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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
He lives in NYC or LA -- he's not sure yet. He can be contacted at neilochka on yahoo.
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Tag Archives: Citizen of the Month
Blogging Updates
One of the dangers of being an innovator like myself, is that, after your idea is realized, some jerk like Thomas Edison comes along, steals the idea of the light bulb and throws his name on it. Did you know … Continue reading
Citizen of the Month 2008 Recap
2008 was a difficult year for me. My personal life was chaotic and, in my opinion, my blog wasn’t that good this year. Thanks for continuing to read Citizen of the Month. I know there are 700 billion other … Continue reading
My Last Day of 2007 “Thank You’s”
looking back… Thank you, Tamar, for “buying” me in that charity blogger auction back in January. Thank you, dear readers, for believing my version of the story about the purple bathrobe from college. Thank you, all those who participated in … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Life in General
Tagged blogging, Citizen of the Month, gratitude, New Year's Eve
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Mark Your Calendars
My father was super-organized — actually very anal. I wasn’t crazy about this part of his personality. I found it rigid. When September would arrive, he would arrange his “Fall-Winter Season” to a T, knowing exactly what he was doing … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet
Tagged Citizen of the Month, organization, scheduling
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Thanks for Yesterday!
Yesterday’s Valentine’s Day Emergency Hotline was a lot of fun. Thanks to everyone who participated. The experience was also important to me because it helped clarify what I want to do with the rest of my life — become a … Continue reading
Almost Weekend Update
Just some random blogging updates before the weekend – Sprint disconnected my Sprint Ambassador phone today. So much for my pimping. I do, however, command respect from the Bunch O’Panties website. I am on the shortlist to be reviewed by … Continue reading
The Romantic Post
This morning, I had a pleasant surprise. Sophia sends me a photo of herself at work, taken with her cellphone. I called her a half hour later, telling her I have a surprise for her in return. Neil: “Sofotchka, cute … Continue reading
Ummm… Like…
I thought my radio debut went pretty well. The host laughed a couple of times. But my Lethal Schlepin’ joke, so popular on line, fell flat because of my bad timing. I was a little nervous, mostly because I had … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Entertainment, Life in General
Tagged Citizen of the Month, David Burd, Mel Gibson, Neil Kramer, radio
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On the Radio
On Sunday morning at 10:45 AM (EST), Neilochka can be heard on the radio! Yes, I can’t understand it either! I will be a guest on the David Burd Show on Washington Post Radio (107.7 FM and 1500 AM). (link) You … Continue reading




The Third Annual “Thank Your First Commenter Day”
Much like the Pilgrims thanked the Indians after they had their first decent meal in the New World, I like to use Thanksgiving, not only as an excuse to stuff myself with turkey, but as an opportunity to thank the … Continue reading →