Tag Archives: Citizen of the Month

My Interview

Posted on July 24, 2006 by Neil

When I was in film school, we would get movie directors and writers come to our class and show us their latest film releases. While it was fun seeing the movies, the post-movie discussions were usually as dull as hell. … Continue reading →

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Two Birthdays and Blogiversary

Posted on March 7, 2006 by Neil

Neil is asleep in bed.  Neil’s Penis:  Neil, Neil, get up already. Neil:  I’m sleeping. Neil’s Penis:  Time to get up.  Don’t you know what today is?  It’s our birthday! Neil:  Happy birthday, Penis. Neil’s Penis:   You too, Neilochka.  We’ve … Continue reading →

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Call Me

Posted on January 23, 2006 by Neil

Last week, I made fun of businesses that “pay” bloggers to talk about their products.    I became a hero to consumer advocates everywhere, a Ralph Nader of the blogosphere.  That exact night, in a bizarre twist of fate, I received … Continue reading →

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Tommy Lasorda to Neilochka: “Drop Dead!”

Posted on October 19, 2005 by Neil

Newsflash:  Blogebrity writes item about ‘Citizen of the Month.’   Tommy Lasorda furious that Neil’s inclusion drops his blog one notch down on the C-List.

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