Tag Archives: Sex

Penis and Vajayjay

Posted on November 16, 2007 by Neil

She looked down at me, but could only see the top of my head, resting comfortably between her legs.  She moaned as the rest of my face was deep inside, pleasuring her vajayjay. Not a very good beginning to my latest erotic … Continue reading →

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Six (Or Another Reason I’m in Therapy)

Posted on November 9, 2007 by Neil

  Last night, I awoke from a dream at 3AM.  I couldn’t fall back asleep because my mind was working overtime, trying to decipher one of mankind’s greatest secret since the Celestine Prophecy: How many women can one man make … Continue reading →

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Little Artie

Posted on November 2, 2007 by Neil

Therapy has had two opposite effects.   It has motivated me to be more productive and organized, hence my post two days ago on how to be better organized.  Thank you!    Therapy has also made me incredibly self-absorbed, which is perfect for procrastination.   … Continue reading →

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Oral

Posted on October 18, 2007 by Neil

(Typography pin-up girl by Taylor Lane) Queen of Spain wrote a provocative piece today dispensing tips to women on giving oral sex to their men.  This is probably one of the most important issues in the world today, because I … Continue reading →

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The Great Talking Penis Cartoon Scandal of 2007

Posted on September 30, 2007 by Neil

The trouble began, like most things in the world, in Saskatchewan, Canada.   Some cute female blogger asked me to send her a drawing of my “talking penis character” to include in her scrapbook, or something like that.  At first I … Continue reading →

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I Never Promised Anything

Posted on February 23, 2007 by Neil

Tonight, I’m going to be interviewed by Wombat of Kiss & Blog on his BlogRadio channel at 8PM EST. If you want to laugh at my accent, it should be on the archives afterwards. I probably shouldn’t be telling you … Continue reading →

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I Love John Updike (Not Really About John Updike)

Posted on January 10, 2007 by Neil

  This week was a milestone for me.  I submitted my Fame post as an op-ed at the Los Angeles Times.  Will they ever actually print it?  Extremely doubtful.  But it was the first time I ever submitted my writing … Continue reading →

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Stuff Dudes Don’t Want to Know About Women

Posted on November 3, 2006 by Neil

For the second day in a row, women complained to me via email about how I objectified Sophia in her photo when she is sick with the flu. The truth is that no man wants to see a girl looking … Continue reading →

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Neil’s Penis’s Dating Rules for Men

Posted on September 8, 2006 by Neil

Hello, I’m Neil’s Penis. Today I’ll be guest-blogging on “Citizen of the Month” because Neil is in the corner crying like a little wimp over Sophia. I have no idea why God punished me by attaching me to such a … Continue reading →

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While Sophia Was Away

Posted on September 1, 2006 by Neil

from Lane Bryant online site If there’s one question everyone seems to ask me via email lately it’s, “Neilochka, you’re known throughout the blogosphere as a man of strong desires. How in the world are you managing without a woman … Continue reading →

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