Last night, I awoke from a dream at 3AM. I couldn’t fall back asleep because my mind was working overtime, trying to decipher one of mankind’s greatest secret since the Celestine Prophecy:
How many women can one man make love to at one time?
As someone who took AP Calculus in high school, I used my math skills to come upon the number SIX: a man can — with no tools other than his body — make love to six women at once — with his penis, his mouth, his right hand, his left hand, his right foot, and his left foot. This seems to be the man’s physical limit, unless he has some unusual appendage, like a third hand.
As if wasting my time on this scenario wsn’t crazy enough, I spent another hour drawing “mathematical charts” and “architectural blueprints” to verify this important discovery to myself.