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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Monthly Archives: December 2007
My Last Day of 2007 “Thank You’s”
looking back… Thank you, Tamar, for “buying” me in that charity blogger auction back in January. Thank you, dear readers, for believing my version of the story about the purple bathrobe from college. Thank you, all those who participated in … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Life in General
Tagged blogging, Citizen of the Month, gratitude, New Year's Eve
49 Comments
My Fifth Grade Diary
A few months ago, I attended a reading of bloggers and writers reading from their teenage diaries. All of the participants were women. After the show, there was some discussion about diaries and gender. It seemed that every women had … Continue reading
The Christmas Day Broadcast of the 2007 Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert
Merry Christmas! Neilochka: Help me, I’m Jewish! Why am I on this weird guy’s lap? Santa Claus: Now listen very carefully, young Jewish Neilochka. One day, you will have a “blog.” I know you don’t know what that means right … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Music
Tagged Christmahanukwanzaakah, Christmas, Holiday Concert, Music
16 Comments
The Family Nose
In the last couple of days, there have been several comments on this blog about Sophia looking like my mother. That’s just crazy! Sophia and my mother look nothing alike. Why would anyone marry someone who looked like his mother? That … Continue reading
Posted in Life with My Parents, New York City
Tagged family, mother and sons, noses, Oedipus
23 Comments
Portrait of a Blogger as a Young Man
I promised my mother that I would throw out some things that have been in my closet for years, but it is impossible. How can I choose what to toss? Who knows? — one day I might be called … Continue reading
Luck is Getting Three Chopsticks
Today, on the second day of my New York trip, I felt my luck changing. Why? Because we went out for sushi and when I opened my package of wooden chopsticks, there were three individual chopsticks inside. Now getting … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Life in General, Life with Sophia, New York City
Tagged Central Park, chopsticks, Food, good luck, New York City, Rockefeller Center, tourists
33 Comments
Feeling a Little Blue
Sophia, Flushing I enjoy getting comments which read “Oh, Neil, that was so funny. You made me morning.” I like them so much, I hate bringing up times when I’m feeling a little down. I’ve only been in New York … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Life in General, Life with Sophia, New York City
Tagged CSI Neilochka, emotion, lifestyle, moods, personal life, Sex
40 Comments
Off to Visit Mom
How many suitcases are we bringing to New York? (Remember, Sophia is coming with me. And she is a woman. A woman with a lot of shoes. A woman who isn’t sure what shoes to wear in the snow. … Continue reading






