INT. LOST HILLS SHERIFF’S STATION – LOS ANGELES – NIGHT
Mel Gibson, still drunk off his ass, is sitting in his cell, mumbling to himself about the f**king Jews. Suddenly Danny Glover comes bursting in through the door.
Mel: “Danny, what the f**k?”
Danny: “Partners forever, my Lethal Weapon friend. Let’s get out of here. I rigged the place. It’s gonna blow.”
Mel and Danny jump out the window and the entire jail explodes.
Mel: “Thanks, Danny.”
Danny: “We have to get out of here… and fast. The Sheriff’s Department can’t cover-up your anti-Semitic rants forever.”
Mel: “F**k those Jew-loving cops. I would OWN Malibu if that Yenta Barbra Streisand didn’t already own it. Let’s go over to Nobu in Malibu for some sake and sushi.”
Danny: “Maybe we should hide out in my place until things calm down.”
Mel: Yeah, we can pick up some ebony hookers. Sugar tits, here comes the Passion of the Dick!”
Danny shakes his head sadly.
Danny: “I’m getting too old for this shit!”
Mel: No, you’re not, Danny. You’re one motherf***ing good black dude! As long as you’re not a fag. You’re not one of those that take it up the arse, are you?”
Danny: Why do I always have to be the responsible, by-the-book buddy and you always the crazy loose cannon?
Mel: “It’s those f**king Jew screenwriters!”
from police report
Update: Mel apologizes. The “I was drunk” excuse. Jeez, funny, but when I get drunk, which is very very rare, I sing dirty songs, but I never blurt out ethnic slurs!
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Boycott all Mel Gibson movies. The man is a major league asshole. Passion of the christ was a nice money bagging exercise to fleece the christian right and get rich by some nice jewbashing. Gibson deserves the sick shit he is in. Hollywood (i mean Jewwood)should teach him a fucking lesson.
If he said those things in Jew York City, the Hasidim would have turned his meat into smoked meat sandwiches on 2nd Avenue Deli. But note that Muslims in my family are happy Mel said what they can’t say openly. Hate all religion shit.
Wait–that’s not actually from Lethal Weapon 5?
you suck Mel Gibson FOREVER!! I will never see another one of ur movies. Oh and tell ur dad he sucks also
Sometimes a blazing drunk produces firey tesults, get over it.
I guess the Old testament “eye for an eye” is still in effect within the Jewish community. I’ve never witnessed such hatred from the old Hollywood left who are destroying America.
Well he stuffed us English folk as well-even in Germany the kids give me a hard time about what the English are supposed to have done to the scots as portrayed by Mel in brave heart …so Mel has defamed the Jews and the English so far – I get on fine with Iranians and Jews (I am not either) and unlike Mel I know better than to generalise on a whole race. I married someone from his birthplace (USA)but I dont blame her for him.
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