INT.Â LOST HILLS SHERIFF’S STATION – LOS ANGELES – NIGHT
Mel Gibson, still drunk off his ass, is sitting in his cell, mumbling to himself about the f**king Jews.Â Suddenly Danny Glover comes bursting in through the door.
Mel:Â “Danny, what the f**k?”
Danny:Â “Partners forever, my Lethal Weapon friend.Â Let’s get out of here.Â I rigged the place.Â It’s gonna blow.”
Mel and Danny jump out the window and the entire jail explodes.Â
Mel:Â “Thanks, Danny.”
Danny:Â “We have to get out of here… and fast.Â The Sheriff’s Department can’t cover-up your anti-Semitic rants forever.”
Mel:Â Â Â “F**k those Jew-loving cops.Â I would OWN Malibu if that Yenta Barbra Streisand didn’t already own it.Â Let’s go over to Nobu in Malibu for some sake and sushi.”
Danny:Â “Maybe we should hide out in my place until things calm down.”
Mel:Â Yeah, we can pick up some ebony hookers.Â Sugar tits, here comes the Passion ofÂ the Dick!”
Danny shakes his head sadly.
Danny:Â “I’m getting too old for this shit!”
Mel:Â No, you’re not, Danny.Â You’re one motherf***ing good black dude!Â As long as you’re not a fag.Â You’re not one of those that take it up the arse, are you?”
Danny:Â Why do I always have to be the responsible, by-the-book buddy and you always the crazy loose cannon?
Mel:Â “It’s those f**king Jew screenwriters!”
from police report
Update:Â Mel apologizes.Â The “I was drunk” excuse.Â Jeez, funny, but when I get drunk, which is very very rare, I sing dirty songs, but I never blurt out ethnic slurs!