INT.  LOST HILLS SHERIFF’S STATION - LOS ANGELES - NIGHT

Mel Gibson, still drunk off his ass, is sitting in his cell, mumbling to himself about the f**king Jews.  Suddenly Danny Glover comes bursting in through the door.

Mel:  “Danny, what the f**k?”

Danny:  “Partners forever, my Lethal Weapon friend.  Let’s get out of here.  I rigged the place.  It’s gonna blow.”

Mel and Danny jump out the window and the entire jail explodes. 

Mel:  “Thanks, Danny.”

Danny:  “We have to get out of here… and fast.  The Sheriff’s Department can’t cover-up your anti-Semitic rants forever.”

Mel:    “F**k those Jew-loving cops.  I would OWN Malibu if that Yenta Barbra Streisand didn’t already own it.  Let’s go over to Nobu in Malibu for some sake and sushi.”

Danny:  “Maybe we should hide out in my place until things calm down.”

Mel:  Yeah, we can pick up some ebony hookers.  Sugar tits, here comes the Passion of the Dick!”

Danny shakes his head sadly.

Danny:  “I’m getting too old for this shit!”

Mel:  No, you’re not, Danny.  You’re one motherf***ing good black dude!  As long as you’re not a fag.  You’re not one of those that take it up the arse, are you?”

Danny:  Why do I always have to be the responsible, by-the-book buddy and you always the crazy loose cannon?

Mel:  “It’s those f**king Jew screenwriters!”

from police report

The story on TMZ.com.

Update:  Mel apologizes.  The “I was drunk” excuse.  Jeez, funny, but when I get drunk, which is very very rare, I sing dirty songs, but I never blurt out ethnic slurs!

After the big Newsweek scandal, I think it’s time to sit back and remember that the American media isn’t the only one that uses "unnamed sources" for journalistic reasons.  For example, I just read about the official Palestinian Authority Television broadcast of Sheik Ibrahim Mudeiris’ sermon.  

The day will come when everything will be relieved of the Jews - even the stones and trees which were harmed by them.  Listen to the Prophet Muhammad, who tells you about the evil end that awaits Jews. The stones and trees will want the Muslims to finish off every Jew.  (via Memri)

It’s pretty clear that the speech is anti-Semitic.  The bigger question is, "Who are these stones and trees who hate Jews so much that they want Muslims to "finish them off."  Is it all of the stones and trees, or just the leadership of the stones and trees?   Do they have names, or are these stones and trees "unnamed sources"?

I do remember skimming stones in Sylvan Lake at Camp Kinder-Ring when I was a kid, but I’ve never even carved my name in a tree.  In fact, most American Jews are not very nature friendly.  I did go to Joshua Tree National Park once.   It was too hot and I got lost driving.  Luckily, I found the way to Palm Springs, where I stayed at a really nice hotel and spa.

I spoke to a couple of other Jews here in Los Angeles, suggesting we go rioting and killing people, or at least injuring some Palm trees.  That seems to be the proper response to the insult.  Unfortunately, several people already had plans to watch "American Idol" tonight, so I guess the rioting is off.