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Tag Archives: Los Angeles
Change of Locale
I’ll be in Los Angeles, at least through the month of August.
Car Stolen
Hyundai Santa Fe gone away to East L.A. where Jose will chop away and ship next day to Monterrey. What can I say? You’re on your way to those who pay for parts Hyundai. I hope and pray You’ll be … Continue reading
Vote for Me… Or Else
I woke up this morning and saw a large manila package outside our door. I opened the door, still in my underwear, and took it. It was for Sophia. Since she was still sleeping, I took the initiative to open … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Los Angeles, Movies and Television
Tagged awards, election, Los Angeles, Miramax, SAG
20 Comments
Where’s ICU?
Thank you for your emails and comments about Fanya, Sophia’s mother. She is doing better, and was released from the hospital tonight. Fanya’s room was located in the Saperstein Critical Care Tower, which was opened last year after entrepreneur … Continue reading
What’s Up, Cedars-Sinai?
It’s been hectic. My mother came to town. We prepared for the first seder. I fought a cold. My mother cooked a wonderful brisket, matzoh ball soup, kugel, etc. We went over to the home of Fanya and Vartan, Sophia’s … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Life with Sophia, Los Angeles
Tagged Beverly Hills, Cedars-Sinai, hospitals, interpreters, Los Angeles, Russian, West Hollywood
33 Comments
Los Angeles Times to New York City: Drop Dead
In a calllous show of one-upmanship, the Los Angeles Times contrasts bundled-up New Yorkers freezing their asses off with nubile young Angelenos in Santa Monica enjoying a carefree afternoon having lesbian sex with popular LA-produced “Rabbit” brand strap-on.
Posted in Los Angeles, New York City
Tagged cold, lesbians, Los Angeles, New York, Southland, weather
35 Comments
Class Trip
Remember years ago when parents used to take their kids to the zoo? In Los Angeles, they do things differently. This morning I went to Whole Foods to buy some orange juice. There were about fifty mothers in the … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Life in General, Los Angeles
Tagged children, Los Angeles, organic, Whole Foods
38 Comments
The Infomercial in the Donut Shop
Near my home is a little independent donut shop. I’ve never seen one person inside other than the owner — a petitie, middle-aged, Korean woman. I was driving by today and decided I was in the mood for a donut. … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Los Angeles
Tagged donut shop, infomercials, life, Life in General, Los Angeles
24 Comments
Is it Tom Cruise’s Sport Jacket?
I don’t know if anyone has noticed, but I haven’t been adding my “A Year Ago on Citizen of the Month”‘s at the end of my posts for the last few days. The reason is because when I look at … Continue reading



