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Category Archives: Gossip and Celebrities
Charlie Sheen’s Daughters Unhurt in LA Car Crash
My mother and I are watching Access Hollywood when this story comes on: Male host: “Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards had quite a scary night.” Image of a crushed car near PCH. Male host: “This is the mangled car after … Continue reading
The Pure Imagination of the Golden Ticket
Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka! I shake you warmly by the hand! Tremendous things are in store for you! Many wonderful surprises await you! For now, I do invite you to … Continue reading
Posted in Gossip and Celebrities, Los Angeles, Movies and Television
Tagged Mike Teavee, Paris Themmen, Willy Wonka
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The Mattress Expert
With blogs and bloggers becoming more important in the media, it’s become common to hear about a blogger interviewed by the New York Times or chatting on the Today show. I don’t want to sound like I have sour grapes, but … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Gossip and Celebrities, Life in General
Tagged Dr. Phil, mattresses
36 Comments
Will a Tattoo Add to My Worth in Bed?
I saw this intriguing “quiz” titled “What are You Worth in Bed?” What is your worth? Normally I ignore these nonsensical quizzes, but who isn’t curious about how much one can get for his sexual services? During the Eliot Spitzer scandal, there … Continue reading
Jennifer Love Hewitt and the Los Angeles Times Ad
As long time readers of this blog know, I’m a stick-in-the-mud about certain things, such as advertising. I have no problem promoting you or your photography, but it really bugs me to think of myself as advocating something I don’t … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Gossip and Celebrities
Tagged asses, gossip, Gossip and Celebrities, Jennifer Love Hewitt, TMZ
49 Comments
Britney Spears’ Fans, Come Home!
Have you noticed me acting cocky with you lately? Like I’m better than you. Like I spit on your measly little blogs. There is a reason for that. My readership has quadrupled lately. Thousands of new readers have jumped aboard … Continue reading
Star Jones Looks Great!
Star Jones has a new show on Court TV and she’s looking fabulous! (Do people still say that? I’m new to the gossip blogging world) the original Star Jones 12/06 Star Jones after gastric bypass surgery 1/07 Star Jones after … Continue reading
Posted in Gossip and Celebrities
24 Comments
How A Man Knows When He is Feeling Depressed
Sorry about all these ranting BlogHer posts lately. Making I just feel like being passive-aggressive to women in general since I saw the photos from the conference and everyone there looks like they have such nice tits and asses… like you know who … Continue reading
Posted in Gossip and Celebrities, Men and Women
23 Comments
Sophia Went to Temple with the Satin Slayer
Someone has been killing half of the town of Pine Valley on “All My Children,” including the beloved Dixie Martin. This week, the mysterious and villainous “Satin Slayer” was revealed as Billionaire Alexander Cambias Sr.! Not only was Alexander Cambias … Continue reading
Fame!
Jonas Salk and Paris Hilton There is no TV show that irritates me more than 20/20, the ABC News “Magazine,” especially when John Stossel does one of his famous investigative reports. The “research” always reminds me of something I once … Continue reading
Posted in Gossip and Celebrities, Movies and Television, News and Politics
Tagged 20/20, celebrity, fame, Fame Junkies, Jake Halpern, John Stossel, Jonas Salk, Paris Hilton
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