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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Tag Archives: Life in General
Postcard from the Road
(from our hotel room in Fort Bragg) Travelling can be stressful at times, so I’m glad Sophia and I decided ahead of time to enjoy ourselves, and to laugh off any bumps in the road. Napa is pretty, but not … Continue reading
Posted in Life with Sophia
Tagged California, life, Life in General, Mendocino, Napa, travel
24 Comments
Better Late Than Never
Five months ago, Sophia was in New York working and I was lonely. To ease my pain, many of you sent me photos of your beds. Deannie, the writer of ”Home is Where the Heart Is” told me that she wanted … Continue reading
Dixie Martin: R.I.P.
The continuing saga of how Neil met Sophia on the internet has been canceled today for a special bulletin: Dixie Martin, beloved wife of Tad Martin and mother of J.R. Chandler, died today, January 29, 2007, in Pine Valley, after … Continue reading
Posted in Movies and Television
Tagged ABC daytime, All My Children, AMC, Cady McClain, Cady's Confessions, Dixie Martin, life, Life in General, soap operas
46 Comments
I Love John Updike (Not Really About John Updike)
This week was a milestone for me. I submitted my Fame post as an op-ed at the Los Angeles Times. Will they ever actually print it? Extremely doubtful. But it was the first time I ever submitted my writing … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Life in General, Sex
Tagged life, Life in General, op-ed, Sex, writing
41 Comments
To Sleep, Perchance to Blog
Nothing bugs me more than blogging “experts” pontificating on what a blog should or shouldn’t be about. Sure, it might help them write a book on blogging or speak at a conference, but what does anyone know more than … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Life in General
Tagged dreaming, haircuts, life, Life in General, sleep
27 Comments
Season Tickets
So let’s see, the Pet Shop Boys, Vince Gill, and a chamber concert all in one week? Dude, my life is so boring. We’ve done Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, the Book Fair, and Drama Club this week. Sigh. – … Continue reading
Posted in Life with My Parents, Life with Sophia, New York City
Tagged concert, life, Life in General, Music, New York, Theater, tickets
50 Comments
Even Cowgirls Have to Pee
Vince Gill’s “What the Cowgirls Do” Tonight, Sophia and I attended a concert of country star Vince Gill, which was a little odd, considering neither of us know any of his songs. Bu it was still fun seeing all the … Continue reading
Posted in Life with Sophia, Los Angeles, Music
Tagged ladies room, life, Life in General, restrooms, Vince Gill
44 Comments
The Final Chapter of the “Closet Trilogy”
Narrator: Tonight on the HGTV, it’s “Design on a Dime!” Let’s meet today’s couple, Neil Kramer and Sophia Lansky. Their problem: limited closet space. Sophia: There just isn’t enough room to fit all our clothes. Neil: And all your … Continue reading
Proposition This!
It’s election time in California again, which means a last minute barrage of commercials and telephone calls, all aimed at confusing the voter. So far, my favorite TV ads are for Tony “The Tiger” Strickland, who is running for California … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General, Los Angeles, News and Politics
Tagged California politics, Election Day, life, Life in General, Redondo Beach, Tony Strickland
30 Comments
Stuff Dudes Don’t Want to Know About Women
For the second day in a row, women complained to me via email about how I objectified Sophia in her photo when she is sick with the flu. The truth is that no man wants to see a girl looking … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General, Men and Women
Tagged Cosmopolitan, dating, gender, life, Life in General, marriage, Men and Women, Sex
60 Comments



