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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
He lives in NYC or LA -- he's not sure yet. He can be contacted at neilochka on yahoo.
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Tag Archives: Life in General
Male Nurse
Thank you for your nice comments yesterday. You would be a perfect bunch of readers if there weren’t a few of you, an unnamed minority, who frequently accuse me of pandering to my female readers in hope of hearing you … Continue reading
My First Attempt at Targeted Advertising
For the upcoming Poetry Thursday demographic: hot Yoga chicks I’ve mastered my emotions Through tantric practices Through careful meditation I’m a Ayurvedic wiz I know my Bhakti Yoga I’ve sat with Liz Elayne I’ve read my Upanishads While posing … Continue reading
What Did You Have For Lunch?
“Your posts this week have been the WORST,” said my blog editor/separated wife, Sophia, speaking on the phone from New York. “And stop writing about blogging. It is SOOO boring!” There were other words exchanged during this conversation, mostly about … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Food, Life in General
Tagged blogging, Burger King, Gardenburger, karma, Life in General, lunch, morality, philosophy, veggieburger
78 Comments
The Russian Market
I feel a little guilty bringing up some marital issues yesterday with Sophia, but I guess it is not a “true blog” unless you get in trouble with a family member over something. The truth is, none of us are … Continue reading
Posted in Life with Sophia, Los Angeles
Tagged CAA, life, Life in General, Odessa, Russian, West Hollywood
43 Comments
The Trees of California
Even the trees of California Are beginning to change color Knowing you will be home Soon Happy Anniversary, Sophia! (thanks, Jerry, for the tree photo!)
Posted in Life with Sophia, Los Angeles
Tagged life, Life in General, marriage, Sophia Lansky
45 Comments
Two Nerds on the Phone
What happens to our dreams? Where do they go? Time flies so quickly. Just this morning, I was thinking how little I’ve achieved in my life plan. Do you realize that I am an adult male, and I have yet … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General
Tagged life, Life in General, marijuana, memes, pot, seize the day
92 Comments
The Infomercial in the Donut Shop
Near my home is a little independent donut shop. I’ve never seen one person inside other than the owner — a petitie, middle-aged, Korean woman. I was driving by today and decided I was in the mood for a donut. … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Los Angeles
Tagged donut shop, infomercials, life, Life in General, Los Angeles
24 Comments
A Story for My Younger Readers
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Max. One sunny day, while Max was walking through the park, he met a female Genie who lived in a bottle. Max and the Genie became friends. This female Genie … Continue reading
Posted in Life with Sophia, Literary, Sex
Tagged life, Life in General, marriage, Men and Women, storytelling
63 Comments
Blogmatcher, Blogmatcher
Hodel, oh Hodel, Have I made a match for you! He’s handsome, he’s young! Alright, he’s 62. Being a Yenta the Blogmatcher was WAY more complicated then I thought. My apologies if you are not in one of the … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Jewish, Life in General
Tagged blogging, life, Life in General, matchmaker, matchmaking, Yenta
87 Comments
Yenta the Matchmaker for the Day
In the old-country, Jewish marriages were arranged by matchmakers. Perhaps the most famous Jewish matchmaker was Yenta. Yenta was the name of the matchmaker in Sholom Aleichem’s stories, several of which were collected into what became the musical “Fiddler … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Jewish
Tagged blogging, Fiddler on the Roof, Jewish, life, Life in General, matchmaker, Rosh Hashanah, Yenta, Yom Kippur
77 Comments



