Category Archives: Products

Feminists Ruin Everything

Posted on June 4, 2009 by Neil

It’s one thing to have a woman run for President, or become a CEO, but enough is enough.  It’s not fair.  You keep on infringing on our territory, without giving us anywhere to go.  You can wear a dress.  You … Continue reading →

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The Can Opener

Posted on January 27, 2009 by Neil

Before she retired in October, my mother told me a story about this college summer intern who worked in her office. My mother’s workplace was antiquated, a “real” looking publishing house, like a relic from the 1940′s. In the back … Continue reading →

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Married with Dyson

Posted on December 16, 2008 by Neil

This post I am writing right now might seem like I am poking fun of mommyblogger promotions and giveaways, but that is not the case.  The following is more about me and my marriage, and what to expect from a … Continue reading →

Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Life with Sophia, Products | Tagged , , | 82 Comments

The Performance Art of “Buy Nothing Day”

Posted on November 27, 2008 by Neil

(I do like this poster!) I’m all for social activism, but there is activism that tries to create change and there is activism that seems more of a useless symbolic gesture.  Social activists have established tomorrow as Buy Nothing Day.  … Continue reading →

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Talking “Green” with My Mother and Her Friend, Laura

Posted on July 8, 2008 by Neil

I had lunch on Sunday with my mother and Laura, the friend who went with my mother on the recent Alaskan cruise.   I hadn’t seen Laura in a while. She was the one who made the arrangement for the trip. … Continue reading →

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The Cheap Web-cam

Posted on July 5, 2008 by Neil

I showered.  I shaved.  I trimmed.  I combed.  I brushed.  I flossed.  I tweezed.  I washed.  I dressed, wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and those new colorful new boxer briefs I bought two days ago at Target. I waited all morning, … Continue reading →

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This Time, It’s For the Women

Posted on July 3, 2008 by Neil

The big question on my mind after yesterday’s post was “What type of pornography do women like?”  After doing extensive research and interviewing several female bloggers on Facebook chat while offering unsuccessfully to show them my new “web-cam,” I now … Continue reading →

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Celebrity Strollers

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Neil

Elisabeth Hasselbeck with her Maclaren Stroller  (thanks to the lovely Cheaty Monkey.  More strollers on her blog) I hope I didn’t insult any women in the last post by questioning our special male/female friendship.  I really do enjoy reading the … Continue reading →

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My Wii Story

Posted on February 11, 2008 by Neil

Have you guys tried Wii yet? It is totally different than any other video game. It is so much, much more! Here is my Wii story and how I got involved with the nice people at Nintendo – I was … Continue reading →

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Sucking Candy

Posted on January 23, 2008 by Neil

  I already told this story on Twitter, but I don’t think anyone believed me, so I’ll tell it again. Sophia’s mother asked me to pick up two things from her supermarket:  mayonnaise and these sugar-free Werther’s candies that she … Continue reading →

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