The big question on my mind after yesterday’s post was “What type of pornography do women like?” After doing extensive research and interviewing several female bloggers on Facebook chat while offering unsuccessfully to show them my new “web-cam,” I now can present the results.
The methology used was completely scientific, and included questions such as, “What do you fantasize about when you make love to your husband?” and ”What visual stimuli gives you the most intense orgasm?”
Wendy, too bad you’re married. I like you because you would be a cheap date.
I would like to have seen the new iPhone, black stilettos, Clooney in an apron, and some duct tape.
Oh, yeah …
Um Neil…I think you just called me cheap.
You wish baby.
Jake has never done much for me and then I saw this picture earlier today and than he does even less.
The shoes… ow. The bag, I don’t have anything in that color. The chocolates? I can’t placate myself with THOSE things for the better part of 18 months that the man will be away…
I guess I’m left with the Wire reruns and Dominic West. Yow.
I’ll take Mc Dreamy and Clooney. Jake is a bit young. The chocolates…well, that’s a no-brainer.
Wendy — I meant “cheap” in that you were romantic and idealistic, and that you didn’t need material objects to be wooed. A poem in a park, a flower picked from a public garden, a little glance and a smile — is enough to get the attention of a woman of your caliber. That’s what I meant by calling you “cheap.”
Cruisin — the younger men are all the rage nowadays.
i don’t get the whole purse and shoes thing, shopping makes me want to puke.
my range of sexy men is very odd. david letterman, ira glass, edward norton, that cute guy who started apple, tupac, eminem. my attraction meter has more to do what is going on between the ears. jake is pretty though.
I need those shoes. And then maybe the bag. The rest you can keep. Of course, I get about as excited as a well-made pot or pan as I do about shoes. Go figure.
You’re being featured on Five Star Friday:
http://www.fivestarfriday.com/2008/07/five-star-friday-lucky-edition-13.html
I’ll see your Jake Gyllenhaal and raise you one Angelina Jolie.
There.
Just when you thought you had the girls figured out.
reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0OCeNB4n-k&feature=related
I GOTTA know where you found that bag. I even went to the Coach site and can’t seem to find it on there. Help?!
Jules
House of Jules
You had me until Jake however the fuck you spell his last name appeared. I’m more of a Johnny Depp, Edward Norton kinda gal.
Yuck on all of the above except for the Godiva cookies. But then I saw that they cost $43.00 which is obscene. I sat behind Jake and his girlfriend Reese Witherspoon at the play “August: Osage County” in NY last spring and I admit they were a very attractive couple. But he was wearing a shirt, thank God. (Would he really take a photo like that or was his head grafted onto that body in PhotoShop?) But then they left during intermission. WTF?
This is the first picture of Jake I’ve seen that made me think “he is kinda hot.” But where’s Brad or George? The shoes are cute but ever since the broken toe & bone infection (& being on my feet all day at work) takes them out of the equation. Give me a cute pair of Chucks or the like and I’m happy.
George Clooney. And better chocolate. I dig Vosges.
Hey, I just realized why all those women love those fugly plasticized Louis Vuitton bags with the initials all over them.
They’re porn. They’re covered in plastic, so they wipe clean with a damp cloth!
I can’t remember the last time a woman declined an invitation to see me on webcam.
House of Jules — I guess I really did turn you on with that bag — http://tinyurl.com/5vxxuw
Surcie — Vosges? Is that a chocolate brand or a shoe?
Tony — Really? Never turned down? I think I just found a new mentor.
None of those, actually.
For me it would be more like a pair of Vans, a big funky bag and Gerard Butler.
mmm…..
Oh, and Willy Wonka Candy.
I might be a guy. I hate shopping and I like the visuals of sex. Video doesn’t much do it for me; must be real time sexiness. Those Gyllenhaals sure are nice eye candy. Jake hot, Maggie even hotter.
Jake, all the way man.
Eh, none of that really does it for me.
what’s with the crucifix?? I thought Jake was a nice Jewish boy. Guess I was wrong. Sigh.
Yeah, I thought that too. Jake, Jake, Jake… how could you do this to us…
I’ll take Jake thanks, and his sister for that matter. I won’t say no to chocolates.
I’m kind of bored with all this materialism being ascribed to women. I can appreciate a nice accessory as much as any aesthete, but it’s rarely a must have. On the other hand though, this is absolutely hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUH34iqK7cI
All I need in life for myself is a guy I really dig, a bunch of 45s of my choice, some scenery and some European food.