Tag Archives: women

The Wider That Her Hips Are

Posted on January 10, 2008 by Neil

Have you seen this interesting health news? — Research shows that women with bigger hips have higher IQs than their more slender counterparts. Finally! A way to figure out which readers to dump from my blogroll — the dumb skinny … Continue reading →

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I Don’t Understand Women

Posted on October 15, 2006 by Neil

(Three Women by Fernand Leger) Thank you for all the nice things you said about my dancing debut on Citizen of the Month. I was frankly surprised by the positive reaction, especially from female bloggers. In fact, I’d like to … Continue reading →

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Six Pieces of Luggage

Posted on August 13, 2006 by Neil

  Sophia was so nervous, As we took our daily walk. “I need to pack for Tuesday, Cause I’m flying to New York.” “Just grab something together . It’s really no big deal.” “Are you crazy?  I’m a woman!” She … Continue reading →

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Newsflash: Men Don’t Understand Women

Posted on February 15, 2006 by Neil

My Valentine’s day was great.  Sophia and I went out to dinner and then saw a comedy show.   After many years of experience, I was smart enough to hold my tongue when I saw that this overpriced "Valentine’s Day Romantic … Continue reading →

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I Am So Over Boobs

Posted on January 17, 2006 by Neil

(Scarlett Johannson and the Golden Globes) Once upon a time, I read this really cool blog that had hardly any readers.  I loved this blog.  The writer was terrific.  I felt as if I had a personal relationship with this … Continue reading →

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Citizen of the Month Wants a Cure

Posted on October 25, 2005 by Neil

Sophia:  "Neilochka, you certainly love writing about my breasts on your blog, don’t you?" Neil:  "Of course.  They’re the most exciting things I’ve had to play with since my Etch-A-Sketch." Note to God:  Are you crazy?  Why did you create … Continue reading →

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Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Hate?

Posted on August 23, 2005 by Neil

I’ve always wanted to hate another ethnic or racial group.  Hatred gives a person a lot of inner power and focus.  My biggest problem in my quest for hating others is that I’m not that political.  My main interests tend … Continue reading →

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Wear Awareness Bracelet, Meet Women

Posted on April 5, 2005 by Neil

Recently, I’ve noticed that unattached women — strangers — have been friendly to me, even initiating conversations. These strange occurrences have taken place in a Starbucks, a supermarket, and even a crowded Century City elevator.  What I couldn’t figure out … Continue reading →

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