I’m waiting… for that apology…
Does this joust go with my shoes?
You know I don’t like green peppers in my kung pao chicken!
Why must you always flirt with Fury in my presence?
I thought your mother was staying at a hotel this time?!
I don’t care what you got from Netflix.Â Tonight we’re watching Grey’s Anatomy.
Stop fooling yourself, Neilochka.Â It’s not even close to Titan’s.Â Â That one time we… it was… it was… like this…
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