Tag Archives: women

The Shoulder

Posted on November 15, 2011 by Neil

The shoulder is the Mason-Dixon line of a woman’s body. North and South. To the North are her wide eyes and the gentle face, as innocent as a child’s. To the South lies the lusty flesh that is only seen … Continue reading →

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Feminists Ruin Everything

Posted on June 4, 2009 by Neil

It’s one thing to have a woman run for President, or become a CEO, but enough is enough.  It’s not fair.  You keep on infringing on our territory, without giving us anywhere to go.  You can wear a dress.  You … Continue reading →

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Two Thoughts About Women

Posted on November 23, 2008 by Neil

1. Yesterday, I chatted with a guy on Facebook.  He was someone I didn’t know, but he seemed to know me.  He noticed that we had befriended many of the same bloggers. “A lot of married women, right?!”  he joked. … Continue reading →

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More Angst: A Question for Married Female Bloggers

Posted on October 16, 2008 by Neil

I’m a crazy guy with marital issues who currently lives with his mother and talks about his penis all the time. You’re an attractive, intelligent married woman with two children. We both blog. Can we ever really become friends? Was … Continue reading →

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What I Can Teach Neil About Making a Women Really Really Happy!

Posted on August 7, 2008 by Neil

Today’s guest poster is Linsey from Uncouth Heathen.  I knew she was special from the minute I read her About page:  “I began with a major in Biochemistry, switched to History, then Political Science, Philosophy, Psychology, English and finally settled … Continue reading →

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I Woke Up Today with a Penis! Can My Marriage Survive?

Posted on August 5, 2008 by Neil

Today’s guest post is written by blogger/mother Marinka of Motherhood in NYC.   Marinka and I are fairly new to each other online., but she’s funny — and I adore funny women.   But her name brought up some red flags.   “Are you … Continue reading →

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This Time, It’s For the Women

Posted on July 3, 2008 by Neil

The big question on my mind after yesterday’s post was “What type of pornography do women like?”  After doing extensive research and interviewing several female bloggers on Facebook chat while offering unsuccessfully to show them my new “web-cam,” I now … Continue reading →

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Today I Am a Woman

Posted on May 29, 2008 by Neil

My name is Neilochka.  I am a mother of two living in Los Angeles, who doesn’t really feel like she belongs.  I am insecure being around some of my more successful friends and wish that my husband was more attentive … Continue reading →

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Masculin, Féminin

Posted on May 28, 2008 by Neil

(how I visualize myself as a woman) I’ve given a lot of thought about masculinity and femininity in the last few days, since I first mentioned this idea for “Write Like the Opposite Sex” Day.  This week — my blog, my … Continue reading →

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If I Was Married to Hellga from American Gladiators

Posted on January 29, 2008 by Neil

I’m waiting… for that apology… Does this joust go with my shoes? You know I don’t like green peppers in my kung pao chicken! Why must you always flirt with Fury in my presence? I thought your mother was staying … Continue reading →

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