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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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New Administration
Department of Defense I am back in New York. Secretary of State I will be attending Blogher in July. Press Secretary I bought an iPhone. Department of Treasury I will be focusing on making more money. Department of Interior I … Continue reading
Confidence
If you read the truly popular and influential blogs, you will notice a distinctive voice coming from each blogger and a confidence in their words. These writers never mention the names of run-of-the-mill bloggers as friends, only other important bloggers … Continue reading
Change
There has been a lot of talk lately about CHANGE. Voting for Obama is for Change. Yom Kippur is this week — a time for change. Fall is about change. The leaves have already started to change colors in New … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General, New York City
Tagged Flushing, life, Life in General, men and women, not about Obama, Queens, Women are from Venus
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New Chapter
As I begin this new chapter in my life, I promise to be honest and open with you, hiding nothing, although I will leave it to your imagination to figure out if I am wearing pants or not.
Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys and the Mystery of Life
Frank Hardy smashed her bedroom door open, finding her riding his brother, sweat running down her naked body. “You… you… whore!” yelled Frank, tears falling. Nancy Drew’s face turned red, ashamed to be caught in such an intimate position with … Continue reading
Say Hello to Brenda, My Therapist
Hi, Brenda. If it is Tuesday afternoon, this means that we are just sitting down at your computer and looking at my blog together for the first time. This was the idea, right? That you, as my therapist, might better … Continue reading
Will We Reach 300 Interviews?
I hate to make this blog ALL Interviews ALL the time, especially when I just put up such a fabulous post of passive-aggressive spam poetry, but I have been getting quite a few questions via email about the Great … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet
Tagged blogging, life, The Great Interview Experiment, writing
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Next Week in Therapy
I’m sitting across from Brenda, my therapist. Therapist: So, how did you feel about i? Neil: I was a little upset at her. Therapist: So what did you do? Neil: I withdrew. I went into my room and wrote. … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General
Tagged blogs, fantasy life, life, Life in General, therapy, writing
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Sucking Candy
I already told this story on Twitter, but I don’t think anyone believed me, so I’ll tell it again. Sophia’s mother asked me to pick up two things from her supermarket: mayonnaise and these sugar-free Werther’s candies that she … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Jewish, Life in General, Products
Tagged hard candy, life, Life in General, sucking candy, Werther's
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The Slummification of Kissena Boulevard
This is where I grew up and where my mother still lives. It may not look like much, but it is one of the nicer apartment buildings in my Queens neighborhood. My grandmother lived a few blocks away, in a … Continue reading
Posted in Life with My Parents, New York City
Tagged Flushing, Flushing Meadows, Kew Garden Hills, KISS, Kissena Boulevard, life, New York, New York City, Pelcorp, Queens, real estate, shopping areas
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