Hello, Look This Site, and F*ck Yourself

Spam (my added * – because my mother requested)
Hello, Look This Site, and F*ck Yourself
by Neil Kramer aka Neilochka
Hello, Look This Site, and F*ck Yourself
Were three little birds perched upon my shelf
And depending on my mood that day
I’d point at one and have her say
“Hello,” if I was full of glee
And sipping my mornin’ cup of tea
“Look this site!” when insecure
And hidden behind my double door
But little birdie number three
I kept behind a lock and key
I’d only use on special days
To special people who deserve the praise
Hello, Look This Site, and F*ck Yourself
Were three little birds perched upon my shelf.
A Year Ago on Citizen of the Month: Traditionalists (I completely forgot about this handwriting “meme” from last year!)
Tags: utter nonsense








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You can come up with this fabulous poem from spam???
I’m still mastering no response to spam… let alone being creative. So fun!
By CuriosityKiller on 02.03.08 12:48 am
Awesome! Every 6th grader ought to study this poem in Language Arts class. With the asterisk, of course.
I appreciate the tags, as well. Utter Nonsense I get. Super Bowl Sunday?
I remember that meme from last year though, especially your “analysis” of my contribution.
By Not Fainthearted on 02.03.08 5:55 am
I once new a man from Nantucket.
By ajooja on 02.03.08 7:29 am
“knew” — f*cking typos!
By ajooja on 02.03.08 7:29 am
Not Faint Hearted — OK, that was a stretch. I’ll get rid of that “tag.”
By Neil on 02.03.08 9:35 am
I love it!
By 180/360 on 02.03.08 10:28 am
I’m printing this out, framing it, and placing it on my desk.
Thanks, Neil!
By Nate on 02.03.08 10:47 am
oh come on, the only reason you’re drinking tea is because it rhymes with glee.
By better safe than sorry on 02.03.08 10:53 am
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By Citizen of the Month » Will We Reach 300 Interviews? on 02.03.08 11:07 am
Better Safe — Actually, I found this brand of green tea that is powdered and really good and I’m actually drinking it a lot more than coffee. But, yeah, basically, tea rhymed with glee…
By Neil on 02.03.08 11:09 am
Hello! I love your!! site and all that you intellectualize it. You make good times. OK bye.
!!!Buy Am*biem @~!~~~
By LVGurl on 02.03.08 12:00 pm
My favorite spam started with some complaint about “feudalist pigs.”
By Stacey on 02.03.08 12:43 pm
You keep her under lock and key for OTHER reasons too… Admit it Neil..
Clever clever boy.
By wendy on 02.03.08 10:01 pm
You wrote this for your therapist, didn’t you?
By V-Grrrl on 02.03.08 10:49 pm
ohhhh birdie num nums..
By Joan on 02.05.08 1:28 pm
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