You can come up with this fabulous poem from spam???

I’m still mastering no response to spam… let alone being creative. So fun!

By CuriosityKiller on 02.03.08 12:48 am

Awesome! Every 6th grader ought to study this poem in Language Arts class. With the asterisk, of course.

I appreciate the tags, as well. Utter Nonsense I get. Super Bowl Sunday?

I remember that meme from last year though, especially your “analysis” of my contribution.

By Not Fainthearted on 02.03.08 5:55 am

I once new a man from Nantucket.

By ajooja on 02.03.08 7:29 am

“knew” — f*cking typos!

By ajooja on 02.03.08 7:29 am

Not Faint Hearted — OK, that was a stretch. I’ll get rid of that “tag.”

By Neil on 02.03.08 9:35 am

I love it!

By 180/360 on 02.03.08 10:28 am

I’m printing this out, framing it, and placing it on my desk.

Thanks, Neil!

By Nate on 02.03.08 10:47 am

oh come on, the only reason you’re drinking tea is because it rhymes with glee.

By better safe than sorry on 02.03.08 10:53 am

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By Citizen of the Month » Will We Reach 300 Interviews? on 02.03.08 11:07 am

Better Safe — Actually, I found this brand of green tea that is powdered and really good and I’m actually drinking it a lot more than coffee. But, yeah, basically, tea rhymed with glee…

By Neil on 02.03.08 11:09 am

Hello! I love your!! site and all that you intellectualize it. You make good times. OK bye.

!!!Buy Am*biem @~!~~~

By LVGurl on 02.03.08 12:00 pm

My favorite spam started with some complaint about “feudalist pigs.”

By Stacey on 02.03.08 12:43 pm

You keep her under lock and key for OTHER reasons too… Admit it Neil..

Clever clever boy.

By wendy on 02.03.08 10:01 pm

You wrote this for your therapist, didn’t you?

By V-Grrrl on 02.03.08 10:49 pm

ohhhh birdie num nums..

By Joan on 02.05.08 1:28 pm