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Morning, December 1st

Last night, I had a little trouble falling asleep because I was laughing to myself so much over my last post. I know it probably wasn’t that funny to you, but the absurdity of the premise struck a nerve in … Continue reading

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My Current To Do List, October 2009

(in order of immediate importance) Write This Script and Send to LA Exercise More Read Kate Inglis’ Book Make A Lot More Money Visit My Friends Move in, Resolve Things, or Get a Divorce From My Wife Make Better Choices … Continue reading

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The Sacrifice

I walked outside and it was pouring cold rain.   My sneakers from the West Coast, white, clean and virginal, were no match for the harsh New York City downpour, and within minutes of my first step from the safety of … Continue reading

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I Am Not a Medicine Cabinet Snoop

I was going through my usual Sunday blog reading, which has pretty much replaced my former reading of the New York Times Sunday Magazine, and one of the main reasons my IQ has been falling steadily, when I came across … Continue reading

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New Administration

Department of Defense I am back in New York. Secretary of State I will be attending Blogher in July. Press Secretary I bought an iPhone. Department of Treasury I will be focusing on making more money. Department of Interior I … Continue reading

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Confidence

If you read the truly popular and influential blogs, you will notice a distinctive voice coming from each blogger and a confidence in their words.  These writers never mention the names of run-of-the-mill bloggers as friends, only other important bloggers … Continue reading

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Change

There has been a lot of talk lately about CHANGE.  Voting for Obama is for Change.   Yom Kippur is this week — a time for change.   Fall is about change.   The leaves have already started to change colors in New … Continue reading

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New Chapter

As I begin this new chapter in my life, I promise to be honest and open with you, hiding nothing, although I will leave it to your imagination to figure out if I am wearing pants or not.

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Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys and the Mystery of Life

Frank Hardy smashed her bedroom door open, finding her riding his brother, sweat running down her naked body. “You… you… whore!” yelled Frank, tears falling. Nancy Drew’s face turned red, ashamed to be caught in such an intimate position with … Continue reading

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Say Hello to Brenda, My Therapist

Hi, Brenda.   If it is Tuesday afternoon, this means that we are just sitting down at your computer and looking at my blog together for the first time.   This was the idea, right?  That you, as my therapist, might better … Continue reading

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