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Category Archives: Gossip and Celebrities
The Britney Spears Age Test
I met this man today who was seventy years old, but looked fifty, and seemed in better shape than me. With people living older nowadays, I think the old way of determining someone’s age is increasingly irrelevant. Someone can be … Continue reading
Mel Gibson Requests Meeting with Neilochka!
In a move that has taken Hollywood by surprise, Mel Gibson has requested a meeting with a Los Angeles-based blogger, Neil Kramer, the writer of the popular blog, “Citizen of the Month.” In a public statement, Mr. Gibson stated: “I … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Gossip and Celebrities, Jewish
Tagged apology, Canter's, Entertainment, humor, Jewish, Mel Gibson
70 Comments
Mel Gibson Arrested for DUI
INT. LOST HILLS SHERIFF’S STATION – LOS ANGELES – NIGHT Mel Gibson, still drunk off his ass, is sitting in his cell, mumbling to himself about the f**king Jews. Suddenly Danny Glover comes bursting in through the door. Mel: … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Gossip and Celebrities, Jewish, Los Angeles
Tagged anti-Semitism, arrested, Danny Glover, DUI, Entertainment, Lethal Weapon, Los Angeles, Malibu, Mel Gibson
58 Comments
Bloggers Rewrite History!
Participants of Hands Across America in 1986 After 20 shameful years of failure, “Hands Across America” has finally been completed, as bloggers across the country hold “virtual” hands from one coast to the other, creating a “chain of blogger … Continue reading
Blogs Across America
Pat Benatar at “Hands Across America” Since the last election, our country seems to be split, our citizens at odds with one another. Blue States vs. Red States. Blacks vs. Whites. Liberals vs. Conservatives. Have we forgotten that we are … Continue reading
Who is REALLY the Sexiest Man Alive?
(Matthew McConaughey in People Magazine) Please vote! This survey is written and administered exclusively by Neilochka. Results also tabulated by Neilochka. Today in Blogebrity — Star Effer: Man Finds True Love Through the Beaver (his site)
Posted in Gossip and Celebrities
Tagged Matthew McConaughey, People Magazine, Sexiest Man Alive
81 Comments
Staying Jiggy With it
I’m reading a blog written by this really cool woman. She’s talking about what music she has on her iPod. She listens to the coolest current music and I’m writing down the names of the latest bands that I never … Continue reading
Stars of David (or My Mother Will Find This Funny)
On Wednesday, November 15, 2005, the 92nd St. Y, one of the premier cultural institutions of New York, presents a special program titled "Stars of David" — Jason Alexander, Leonard Nimoy and Kyra Sedgwick: Prominent Jews Talk About Being Jewish. … Continue reading
Jessica Alba Sex Video Revealed!
(Dave Matthews’ "Crash" plays in the background) Jessica: Take me, Bead Necklace… Bead Necklace: I love when you touch me… there. Jessica: You certainly are BIG… Bead Necklace. Bead Necklace: I’m sorry my loft is such a mess. Jessica: Your … Continue reading
Posted in Gossip and Celebrities, Los Angeles
Tagged celebrity, Jessica Alba, photo shoots
19 Comments
Neilochka vs. Nicole
I have nothing against Nicole Richie. Really. I actually thought she was pretty cute in those reality shows with Paris Hilton. And Nicole was pretty funny. And a hundred times more interesting than that dopey Paris Hilton. I’ll even admit … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Gossip and Celebrities, Health
Tagged actresses, ana, anorexia, Los Angeles, Nicole Richie, pro-ana, skinny, weight issues
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