Category Archives: Gossip and Celebrities

The Britney Spears Age Test

Posted on December 5, 2006 by Neil

I met this man today who was seventy years old, but looked fifty, and seemed in better shape than me.  With people living older nowadays, I think the old way of determining someone’s age is increasingly irrelevant.  Someone can be … Continue reading →

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Mel Gibson Requests Meeting with Neilochka!

Posted on August 2, 2006 by Neil

In a move that has taken Hollywood by surprise, Mel Gibson has requested a meeting with a Los Angeles-based blogger, Neil Kramer, the writer of the popular blog, “Citizen of the Month.” In a public statement, Mr. Gibson stated: “I … Continue reading →

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Mel Gibson Arrested for DUI

Posted on July 29, 2006 by Neil

  INT.  LOST HILLS SHERIFF’S STATION – LOS ANGELES – NIGHT Mel Gibson, still drunk off his ass, is sitting in his cell, mumbling to himself about the f**king Jews.  Suddenly Danny Glover comes bursting in through the door. Mel:  … Continue reading →

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Bloggers Rewrite History!

Posted on July 26, 2006 by Neil

  Participants of Hands Across America in 1986 After 20 shameful years of failure, “Hands Across America” has finally been completed, as bloggers across the country hold “virtual” hands from one coast to the other, creating a “chain of blogger … Continue reading →

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Blogs Across America

Posted on July 26, 2006 by Neil

Pat Benatar at “Hands Across America” Since the last election, our country seems to be split, our citizens at odds with one another. Blue States vs. Red States. Blacks vs. Whites. Liberals vs. Conservatives. Have we forgotten that we are … Continue reading →

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Who is REALLY the Sexiest Man Alive?

Posted on November 28, 2005 by Neil

(Matthew McConaughey in People Magazine) Please vote!  This survey is written and administered exclusively by Neilochka. Results also tabulated by Neilochka. Today in Blogebrity — Star Effer: Man Finds True Love Through the Beaver (his site)

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Staying Jiggy With it

Posted on November 16, 2005 by Neil

I’m reading a blog written by this really cool woman.  She’s talking about what music she has on her iPod.  She listens to the coolest current music and I’m writing down the names of the latest bands that I never … Continue reading →

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Stars of David (or My Mother Will Find This Funny)

Posted on November 3, 2005 by Neil

On Wednesday, November 15, 2005, the 92nd St. Y, one of the premier cultural institutions of New York, presents a special program titled "Stars of David" — Jason Alexander, Leonard Nimoy and Kyra Sedgwick:  Prominent Jews Talk About Being Jewish. … Continue reading →

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Jessica Alba Sex Video Revealed!

Posted on September 13, 2005 by Neil

(Dave Matthews’ "Crash" plays in the background) Jessica:  Take me, Bead Necklace… Bead Necklace:  I love when you touch me… there. Jessica:  You certainly are BIG… Bead Necklace. Bead Necklace:  I’m sorry my loft is such a mess. Jessica:  Your … Continue reading →

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Neilochka vs. Nicole

Posted on September 8, 2005 by Neil

I have nothing against Nicole Richie.  Really.  I actually thought she was pretty cute in those reality shows with Paris Hilton.  And Nicole was pretty funny.  And a hundred times more interesting than that dopey Paris Hilton.  I’ll even admit … Continue reading →

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