Sophia was so nervous,
As we took our daily walk.
“I need to pack for Tuesday,
Cause I’m flying to New York.”
“Just grab something together .
It’s really no big deal.”
“Are you crazy? I’m a woman!”
She turned upon her heel.
“I need a gown (for Broadway shows),
I need a coat (for August snows).
I need a bra (with the right cup),
I need a bra (that lifts me up).
I need cosmetics (for sexy lips),
I need some hose (without the rips).
I need a dress (that’s girly and mod),
I need my laptop (and my iPod).
I need my shoes (my Kenneth Cole!)
I need my panties (the ones you haven’t stole!)
I need six bags to bring everything I ought.”
And I need YOU…
“…to drive to the airport!”
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