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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Category Archives: Life with Sophia
What Mario Lopez Taught Me About The Five Emotional Stages Of Divorce
Just because I haven’t been writing a lot on my blog doesn’t mean I haven’t been online. Ever since Sophia and I filed for divorce, I’ve been receiving advice from online friends near and far about how to proceed with … Continue reading
Giving Birth to Myself
I want to be politically correct with my large female readership and say right off the bat that as a man I will never fully know what it feels like to give birth to another human being. But, to be … Continue reading
Irreconcilable Differences
On the night before BlogHer, Sophia and I filled out the paperwork. There were four forms to complete. It was more complicated than I thought, forgetting for a moment that filing for divorce is a serious legal matter and … Continue reading
In the Limo
“Do we tip the driver?” I asked Sophia. We were in the backseat of a limo, part of the fleet from one of the most famous of Los Angeles livery services. “I’m not sure. I suppose so.” she answered, sipping … Continue reading
Blog Held Hostage: Second Update
On March 17th, I wrote down five simple goals. Goal #1 was this: “set up a date for when I am traveling to Los Angeles, and moving my stuff from Sophia’s place.” ++++ “I need a ten minute break from … Continue reading
Happy Birthday, Sophia!
One of the guilty pleasures of TV watching when I was with Sophia, besides All My Children, The Bachelor, and Professional Figure Skating, was “Poker After Dark,” a nightly show of high stakes No Limit Texas Hold ‘em mini-tournaments, featuring … Continue reading
Feeling it For the First Time
Surprisingly, I’ve been doing quite well in New York, away from Sophia. We’re still talking on the phone, exchanging stories of the day. But not every day. I have no idea what she has been up to this month. A … Continue reading
The Dating Life
(taken down the block from my mother’s apartment building) “How much?” I asked the woman in the tight shorts standing on the corner. She seemed the perfect partner to help me complete my humiliation. “Ten dollars for a blowjob, twenty-five … Continue reading
Foolish Lad
Girl, girl, I want to ask of you What can grow, grow without rain? What can burn and never end? What can yearn, cry without tears? Foolish lad, why do you have to ask? A stone can grow, grow without … Continue reading
Farewell, Apartment 202
Sophia and I have finally moved everything out of my in-laws’ Los Angeles apartment, and Sophia closed the lease. Fanya and Vartan lived in this one-bedroom apartment since 1984. Sophia was very strong during the whole ordeal, but as we … Continue reading



