Category Archives: Men and Women

The Shoulder

Posted on November 15, 2011 by Neil

The shoulder is the Mason-Dixon line of a woman’s body. North and South. To the North are her wide eyes and the gentle face, as innocent as a child’s. To the South lies the lusty flesh that is only seen … Continue reading →

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The Poet at the Genius Bar

Posted on September 18, 2011 by Neil

Last night, at 2AM, I was drunk, in bed alone, and my heart was on fire. And I wrote this text message on my iPhone – Dear Evaline, I know what I want is impossible, but I was tossing and … Continue reading →

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Best Advice For Men EVER

Posted on May 14, 2011 by Neil

Early to bed, early to rise, Makes a man boring until he dies, Eat the best food, f*ck all the night, Wear comfortable shoes before a long flight.

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Your Fashion Questions Answered

Posted on February 16, 2011 by Neil

Have you ever noticed that whenever there is fashion advice given in a woman’s magazine, it is always written by… a woman?  I find this discriminatory, as if 50% of the population had no opinion on the matter. In honor … Continue reading →

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Branding

Posted on November 11, 2010 by Neil

I miss biting a woman’s arm. I love that. I love to taste the salty skin until she pushes me away and says, “Stop it. That hurts.” But she likes it, despite what she says. There is a time for … Continue reading →

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A Proof of the Existence of God

Posted on May 7, 2010 by Neil

Many of you ask me about my religion, wondering if I truly adhere to the belief in an all powerful, all-knowing God. Here’s what I think: None of us can truly know if God exists, but anyone who admires nature, … Continue reading →

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Can I Break My Promise?

Posted on September 17, 2009 by Neil

We were on the couch, kissing and undressing, when I suggested we go into the bedroom. “I don’t know.  I’m not sure I feel the same way about you anymore?” she said. I pulled back, suddenly feeling very alone, like … Continue reading →

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Two Thoughts About Women

Posted on November 23, 2008 by Neil

1. Yesterday, I chatted with a guy on Facebook.  He was someone I didn’t know, but he seemed to know me.  He noticed that we had befriended many of the same bloggers. “A lot of married women, right?!”  he joked. … Continue reading →

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I Don’t Care About You

Posted on October 28, 2008 by Neil

Latest Filter For Good Post: The Story of Paclitaxel Note: You notice how this post is sort of a throw-a-way post? Should I even bother to post nonsense like this? I was thinking of calling these posts “Expendable Posts” that … Continue reading →

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Sanford and Stanford

Posted on October 21, 2008 by Neil

Sanford:  Hi, I’m Redd Foxx. Stanford:  And I’m Wille Garson. Sanford:  Together we play Sanford and Stanford, on the new hit CBS comedy of the same name. Stanford:  And if you have no idea what we are talking about, you … Continue reading →

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