I’m a man of science, so astrology, like tarot card reading and mind-reading, is just pure nonsense to me. Is there anyone out there who believes in astrology? Don’t be shy. I’m open-minded. Maybe you can explain how it all works — why your birth date and the way the solar system is on that particular day, has any bearing on your personality.
Usually, I write my Tuesday post on Monday night. Tuesday is the biggest day of the week for me in blogland. For some reason, I get the most traffic on Tuesday, so I always try to prepare the most entertaining and heart-wrenching post for all of my dear readers.
Just as I was about to start writing, I got a phone call from Sophia. She was coming over and going to stay the night. Now, this is an extremely unlikely situation. Whenever we have some event planned, I always go over to her house. So, this was a big treat. I rushed around my apartment, washing my dishes, changing the sheets, and washing some towels.
Of course this posed a dilemma: Do I write my important Tuesday post for a bunch of dumb strangers or pay attention to Sophia, a real live gorgeous woman? (by the way, I decided to like boobs again)
So much of our relationship works, and so much doesn’t. Sometimes I think it is our "love signs" that are working against us. In fact, once we were in Borders and we looked inside some huge book titled exactly that — "Love Signs." We looked up the compatibility of Pisces (me) and Aquarius (Sophia). The author wrote something like this:
"No self-respecting astrologer would wish this romantic arrangement, even on their worst enemy. Your emotional rhythms and temperaments are rather different. Pisces is gentle, non-competitive, somewhat passive and has a need to get away from it all on a regular basis. Aquarius, on the other hand, needs involvement in the world and the flow of contemporary life. This is NOT a match made in heaven."
We didn’t fare much better in Chinese astrology. One book suggested that Sophia should be in a cool room and should sleep facing north, while I need a warm room and must sleep facing south.
The scary thing is that many of these details about our relationship rang true.
I’ve been looking at some astrological websites today, trying to learn more about this subject. It is not good news for Sophia and me. Romantic-tips.com had this to say:
PISCES & AQUARIUS: – This is not the best union. The Water-bearer is far too cool and detached for you. Your tears and tantrums will soon tire the Aquarius.
AQUARIUS & PISCES: – This is a pretty dicey combination. The Fish’s emotional blackmail only drives you further away. The Pisces is likely to end up hurt and confused.
Uh-oh.
Maybe it’s time to just accept the logic of the stars. Maybe it’s time to focus on finding a woman who is better suited for me.
Yes. What I am really looking for is a SCORPIO.
PISCES & SCORPIO: – This is a highly sexual union. You love to be possessed and cared for with the deep, warm affection that the Scorpion can provide. Truly a match made in heaven.
Are any of you Scorpios out there? Because if you are, we need to talk, immediately.
Here’s how I would get along with the rest of you.
PISCES & ARIES: – You are far too sensitive for the aggressive Ram. You will be left behind to drown in your sorrows. An unfortunate match.
PISCES & TAURUS: – This is not a bad connection, however the Bull can get upset with your impractical nature. You, on the other hand, may find that the Bull is too stubborn.
PISCES & GEMINI: – Your emotional blackmail will usually hold a Gemini, however sorrow almost always prevails. A very destructive union for both parties involved.
PISCES & CANCER: – You belong together. You are both sensitive, weepy and love to dwell in self-pity. This is a great match, certainly lasting, however someone negative and moody.
PISCES & LEO: – You are doomed in this alliance. The Lion is too outgoing and you are far too sensitive. A hurtful relationship with little substance.
PISCES & VIRGO: – This is your polar attraction. It can be extremely perverse in the bedroom, but difficult at a mental level. You are impractical and this will really try the Virgoans patience.
PISCES & LIBRA: – You are both creatively inclined, however you are just not sophisticated enough for the Scales. Librans also have trouble putting up with your emotional whims.
PISCES & SCORPIO: – This is a highly sexual union. You love to be possessed and cared for with the deep, warm affection that the Scorpion can provide. Truly a match made in heaven.
PISCES & SAGITTARIUS: – This is not your best alliance as the Archer’s non-committal nature will hurt your tender heart. Your daily melodramas will drive the Sagittarius away.
PISCES & CAPRICORN: – This is not a bad combo in general however, you will probably run around on the Goat due to loneliness. You are also too wasteful for the Capricorn to deal with.
PISCES & AQUARIUS: – This is not the best union. The Water-bearer is far too cool and detached for you. Your tears and tantrums will soon tire the Aquarius.
PISCES & PISCES: – This is an emotional connection. Extremely good in the bedroom, but difficult out of the bedroom. You both crave attention and affection yet you want to do your own thing. Exhausting but exciting.
Here is the full list of all zodiac signs and their compatibility. It is very important that you see where you stand with your spouse or lover. This is a very classy and legitimate website, as you can tell from the tons of advertisements blinking in your face. After you read about the state of your zodiac love connection, some of you may want to leave your spouse NOW before it is too late.
Not to be unfair, I looked up Sophia, and according to the stars, she should be looking for an Aries for a relationship (hopefully a rich one) and a Sagittarius for sex.
I think it’s so silly how people say things like “I’m a Scorpio, so I’m hot and passionate!” In case you didn’t realize, there are millions of other Scorpio men/women out there with all of the same “scorpionic traits” as you. You are not so special. And I am weary of people who take pride in something they never had to work hard to gain. I’m a Scorpio female myself, but I would never think to go around proudly parading that fact to everyone.
I’m a pisces and I’ve only had my deepest relationships with Scorpios (most fiery and passionate) and cancers were my sweetest, deep love. Pisces are slippery when it comes to settling down but we know instantly when we’re in the presence of a scorpio-it is a magnetic draw. And what’s worse is we are the only sign who not only truly gets and soothes the scorps, we can cut off their stinger. We can take away thier power and break their hearts…this is something most signs cannot do to a scorpio because they see most things coming through their intuitive insight.
I am an Aquarian, my Fiance’ is a Pisces. We been together 4 years and plan to get married in 4 months. He’s the best thing that has ever happened to me–sweet, kind, gentle, sentimental, romantic and Sexy too!
Could that my Moon is in Pisces, he’s in Aquarius, my rising sign is scorpio and his is Pisces…
hello all. i have been reading most of your posts and i dont see many scoripo males speaking up. we are not that difficult. yes a little moody and stuborn but arn’t we all? i believe in the starsigns more now because i met and tried to date another scoripo. man what a mistake. it was like an intence chess match. and getting no where. what ever i read said that it was either a HUGE bad idea or a perfect union. i can see why it could be so great, but we never got off the starting line. so what is the ideal mate for a scoripo male?
Couldn’t agree more Michael! We arn’t all that hard lol
…Well the perfect match for Scorpio is Pisces or Cancer…However Im a scorpio myslef and I had a relationship for a little while with a Pisces, It didn’t work out we just seemed to clash in every way possible! lol….
I am a Scorpion women and I have been involved with a Cancer man. It was the deepest connection I have had with a man, not to mention the sexual aspect being beyond description. He rocked my body as well as my heart! We both had huge obstacles under which we came together, nonetheless I still care deeply for him and my heart longs for him. Look into a scorps eyes and they will tell you more than words will.
I’m a scorpio woman, never been with a pisces man, but always attracted to scorpios and taureans. I believe scorpio men are the sexiest, but the appetite and strength of the bull is irresistable! I’d love a taurean for a lifetime!
I am a Leo and my to be husband is a Aquarius. We have not yet met eachother.
Kindly advise if there are any chances for a better and brighter future?
Well according to this we’re meant to be but we’ll also ‘negative and moody’ – sounds like a bag of fun, eh?
It’s been said, to all you ppl looking for a Scorpio women just go ahead and give it a rest. If Scorpio woman wants you she will pursue you. Otherwise you will have a hell of a time trying to get her in bed. You will be lucky if she lets you anywhere near her car or home front. If she relents enough to even tell you what sort of car she drives, you might *possibly* have a chance. = P
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Neil,
Your quest is also mine too, and I am Scorpio woman. If you are interested in chatting with a new friend, I am here and want to learn more of myself and others.
Angel
Why haven’t you found me yet?
I also came across your blog when I was searching the net for my sign. I am also Scorpio. And yes, I am a very sexual person. Only as long as it is new and different. The same old, same old doesn’t work for me. If you have read on the scorpio woman, I have a lot of the “traits” that most have talked about. But I do not take revenge. hahaha (maybe in my mind I do). I once read that before a scorpio passes on that they will know the meaning of life, well.. I am not sure if that is true but I enjoy being a scorpio woman, with blond hair and blue eyes. i get away with a lot…hahaha
I am scorpio and I love SEX!!
I am an Scorpio woman and I have a high sex drive a way to intimately express myself. I need a partner who can express himserself without reservations and who can match my passion in the bedroom.
lol…. here i am .. a scorp..
got every single characteristic..
If you want more “proof” of how astrology works, I’ll explain it scientificly. But everyday observations work the best for me. Billy (a pisces)
I’m a Scorpio and have finally found my Pieces man! Is true we are very sexual, but not in the way most people would preceive. Its about the connection during, the passion shared, the look in the eye, the deepest emotions shared during such passion which most signs that I have experienced loose after a while. I have very high hopes for my pieces man and so far so gooooood! I don’t think that I have ever found anyone that we share alot of things alike. It just blows my mind every day. Good luck
Dawn
I happened upon this blog by accident, but couldn’t help answering to the message. I won’t comment about Tarot or Mind-reading since I don’t have enough knowledge on those matters to comment on them, and for all I know, they may be hogwash… or not.
On the subject of Astrology, though, it confuses me when someone says they’re into “science” and, BECAUSE of that, they can’t take Astrology seriously. You see, Astroloy is a science – in fact, it’s probably the first science ever studied by man.
The problem Astrology faces nowadays is that there’s no control over who’s a real astrologer or not. Basically, if you want to be an astrologer, all you have to do is say that you are – no degree is needed, no license to practice it, nothing. Imagine how the world would be if you could do the same in Medecine? Just claim “I’m a doctor” and presto, you’re one.
You can tell this by the amount of so-called astrologers who make those daily horoscopes. People bad-mouth astrology because they think that’s all it is – a simplistic division of the world’s population into 12 segments.
You may also be wondering “why the real astrologers don’t stand up for themselves, then?”. That would be a long story, and this comment is long as it is, but remember how Astrologers were literally persecuted by the church? Including being burned as people who worshipped the devil and such (mainly we’re talking of the inquisition here)? That’s when Astrology “gained” the reputation for being an “art of the occult”. That would scare people away from those nasty evil astrologers.
Can you picture someone suffering in a relationship and having the priest saying that praying would solve everything, only to have an astrologer come along and say “well, actually, god has nothing to do with it, you’re just going through a Saturn transit and you’ll be feeling like that for a few months yet”…. heresy! Of course.
To make a long story short, only in the past hundred years or so (coincidently, as the church was losing more and more credibility and followers), has Astrology taken a turn towards revival. It’s too bad a lot of the old knowledge was lost, but there are many quality astrologers in the world right now who are working daily to clear the myths and fallacies that still persist over the matter.
One last note, though. Don’t know if anyone explained this already (too many entries to read through all of them, sorry) but, when you say “I’m a Pisces” you’re basically saying that the Sun was astrologically placed in that sign when you were born, that’s it, and almost a tenth of the planet would have to be like you. That said, you can be VERY happy with an Aquarian… just as long as most of your birth configuration is compatible with the Aquarian’s.
As the saying goes, “one half-truth can be more dangerous than a lie”, and that applies here. It’s one of the greatest mistakes one can make when they begin to study Astrology is to think “this is bad”, “this is good”, “this is what I should be looking for” and so on. That’s falling into a sort of prejudice that real astrologers are warned against very early in their studies (assuming they’re studying in a proper school with professional teachers, and not “home-made” like so many out there).
Anyway, this is probably the longest reply you got here
I just hope it helped a bit.
what do you mean about yo need to talk to a scorpio women… iam a scopio women.
IAM A SCORPIO OF COURSE.. WHY ARE WE SO HARD TO FIND.. WE ARE THE SEXY ONES WITH SOMETIME A BAD MOOD.IT ISNT HARD AT ALL. I HAVE DATED MANY LEO’S. DONT GO THAT WAY IT KINDA BAD.IT LASTED A GO 2 YEARS OR SO.. BUT HE SAID ALL SCORPIO WOMEN ARE TO DEMANDING..I GUESS HE WAS TELLIN THE TRUTH… WELL IAM A SCORPIO WITH BIG BOOBS AND I LOVE ASTOROLGY.. I BEEN IN TO IT FOR A GOOD NINE YEARS.
it is not a good idea to mess with a Scorpio.Scorpios are very clingy,and demand your full attention relationship wise,However,most Piscean males desire freedom to do as they choose as far as relationships.Piscean males have long been misunderstood by women except for those who have dated, been married to,or closely related to a Piscean male.Last night I decided to go Lesbian because someone that I Thought I was dating (A Piscean Male)clearly told me we are not in a relationship and he does not have to discuss those things with me! was infuriated when he had the audacity to tell me that he had been dating other people.You being a Piscean male probably don’t see anything wrong with what he did.Anywasy,my point is that if I,being a Cancerean female can be soo hurt and enraged by his actions,How Moreso will a Scorpio woman.Scorpions are ruled by pretty intense planets and For your sake and Hers,Stay with the Aquarian.She is better suited that any other sign.She is open minded and not concerned if you have other “Friends” because she likes to have “Friends” herself and she won’t get upset if you call her for rendevous and nothing more serious than that.She’s perfectly fine with it,she’s into LIte Stuff too. Anyways, I say whatever works for you,keep it that way and let sleeping dogs lie!
All these comments about people who have the Sun here or there… complete nonsense. It’s clear no one here knows a thing about Astrology, which is sad specially when they go aroung saying these things as if they were facts.
I AM CURRENTY WITH A PIECES AND HES A HARD WORKING MAN. I HAVE HIS BACK EVERY STEP OF THE WAY IN YOUR RIGHT IT IS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. THE ONLY THING IS BECAUSE OF ME BEING SO JEALOUS ALL THE TIME WHEN WE BEEF WE BEEF HARD. WE GET MARRIED AUGUST 27, 2010 AND I CANT WAIT:)
I’m a Virgo…
I am a scorpio female and you pisces are too sensitive and grabby, I like a challenge and that is why I’m pursuing my Aquarius. He is never possesive or jealous, that’s my job. you fellow scorps should give it a try it’s a nice balance.
oh and that is sick that you have gone lesbian, how nasty is that? what a shame
by the way scorpios are not clingy, possesive may be the word. never “clingy” you are speaking for your self there
to sexylilscorpio, you are rude. you and an aquarius won’t work he will dump you he won’t put up with immature jealous clingy possesive you. he needs space and a mature women i know because i’m a cancerian and he wantd to marry me but i didn’t want to be his 3rd wife. i dumped him. i don’t think you can handle aquarius since you are tooo jealous he will not put up with that and will laugh at you.
i am a pisces man currently dating a scropio women….the love and sex is amazing but be warned scropio women are fucking obsessive, jealous, narotic, possesive and they try to control you with anger and emotion.
“Treat you like shit yet still expect you to kiss there ass” – scorpio in a nutshell