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Wanted: A Hot Scorpio Woman


I’m a man of science, so astrology, like tarot card reading and mind-reading, is just pure nonsense to me.  Is there anyone out there who believes in astrology?  Don’t be shy.  I’m open-minded.  Maybe you can explain how it all works — why your birth date and the way the solar system is on that particular day, has any bearing on your personality.

Usually, I write my Tuesday post on Monday night.  Tuesday is the biggest day of the week for me in blogland.  For some reason, I get the most traffic on Tuesday, so I always try to prepare the most entertaining and heart-wrenching post for all of my dear readers.

Just as I was about to start writing, I got a phone call from Sophia.  She was coming over and going to stay the night.  Now, this is an extremely unlikely situation.  Whenever we have some event planned, I always go over to her house.  So, this was a big treat.  I rushed around my apartment, washing my dishes, changing the sheets, and washing some towels. 

Of course this posed a dilemma:  Do I write my important Tuesday post for a bunch of dumb strangers or pay attention to Sophia, a real live gorgeous woman?  (by the way, I decided to like boobs again)

So much of our relationship works, and so much doesn’t.   Sometimes I think it is our "love signs" that are working against us.  In fact, once we were in Borders and we looked inside some huge book titled exactly that —  "Love Signs."  We looked up the compatibility of Pisces (me) and Aquarius (Sophia).  The author wrote something like this:

"No self-respecting astrologer would wish this romantic arrangement, even on their worst enemy.  Your emotional rhythms and temperaments are rather different. Pisces is gentle, non-competitive, somewhat passive and has a need to get away from it all on a regular basis. Aquarius, on the other hand, needs involvement in the world and the flow of contemporary life.  This is NOT a match made in heaven."

We didn’t fare much better in Chinese astrology.  One book suggested that Sophia should be in a cool room and should sleep facing north, while I need a warm room and must sleep facing south. 

The scary thing is that many of these details about our relationship rang true.

I’ve been looking at some astrological websites today, trying to learn more about this subject.  It is not good news for Sophia and me. had this to say:

PISCES & AQUARIUS: – This is not the best union. The Water-bearer is far too cool and detached for you. Your tears and tantrums will soon tire the Aquarius.

AQUARIUS & PISCES: – This is a pretty dicey combination. The Fish’s emotional blackmail only drives you further away. The Pisces is likely to end up hurt and confused.


Maybe it’s time to just accept the logic of the stars.  Maybe it’s time to focus on finding a woman who is better suited for me. 

Yes.  What I am really looking for is a SCORPIO.

PISCES & SCORPIO: – This is a highly sexual union. You love to be possessed and cared for with the deep, warm affection that the Scorpion can provide. Truly a match made in heaven.

Are any of you Scorpios out there?  Because if you are, we need to talk, immediately.

Here’s how I would get along with the rest of you.

PISCES & ARIES: – You are far too sensitive for the aggressive Ram. You will be left behind to drown in your sorrows. An unfortunate match.

PISCES & TAURUS: – This is not a bad connection, however the Bull can get upset with your impractical nature. You, on the other hand, may find that the Bull is too stubborn.

PISCES & GEMINI: – Your emotional blackmail will usually hold a Gemini, however sorrow almost always prevails. A very destructive union for both parties involved.

PISCES & CANCER: – You belong together. You are both sensitive, weepy and love to dwell in self-pity. This is a great match, certainly lasting, however someone negative and moody.

PISCES & LEO: – You are doomed in this alliance. The Lion is too outgoing and you are far too sensitive. A hurtful relationship with little substance.

PISCES & VIRGO: – This is your polar attraction. It can be extremely perverse in the bedroom, but difficult at a mental level. You are impractical and this will really try the Virgoans patience.

PISCES & LIBRA: – You are both creatively inclined, however you are just not sophisticated enough for the Scales. Librans also have trouble putting up with your emotional whims.

PISCES & SCORPIO: – This is a highly sexual union. You love to be possessed and cared for with the deep, warm affection that the Scorpion can provide. Truly a match made in heaven.

PISCES & SAGITTARIUS: – This is not your best alliance as the Archer’s non-committal nature will hurt your tender heart. Your daily melodramas will drive the Sagittarius away.

PISCES & CAPRICORN: – This is not a bad combo in general however, you will probably run around on the Goat due to loneliness. You are also too wasteful for the Capricorn to deal with.

PISCES & AQUARIUS: – This is not the best union. The Water-bearer is far too cool and detached for you. Your tears and tantrums will soon tire the Aquarius.

PISCES & PISCES: – This is an emotional connection. Extremely good in the bedroom, but difficult out of the bedroom. You both crave attention and affection yet you want to do your own thing. Exhausting but exciting.

Here is the full list of all zodiac signs and their compatibility.  It is very important that you see where you stand with your spouse or lover.    This is a very classy and legitimate website, as you can tell from the tons of advertisements blinking in your face.  After you read about the state of your zodiac love connection, some of you may want to leave your spouse NOW before it is too late.

Not to be unfair, I looked up Sophia, and according to the stars, she should be looking for an Aries for a relationship (hopefully a rich one) and a Sagittarius for sex.


  1. Heather B.

    Dude, complete and utter accident that I happened upon your blog right after reading my horoscope. Anyway, I’m narcissistic about my astrology, so I only know about my sign. And lo and behold, guess what sign I am…? Scorpio. Yes, Pieces and Scorpios go well together because of the sexual attraction. Though I’m not offering, I’m just confirming.

  2. Leesa

    I’m a LEO…we didn’t fare well πŸ™

  3. better safe than sorry

    i’m a capricorn, so it’s a no go, but i do have two scorpio daughters, the oldest is 21 and single, the youngest one is too young and single. maybe i should give her your link?

  4. Tatyana

    May be I should give you my x-husband e-mail, he’s a Scorpio (“hot” …well, I’m sure, in someone’s eyes…) Think about it: you’re “too sensitive” for me, and your “tears and tantrums tired Sophia the Aquarius”. Who’s the woman here, I ask you?

    Aside: is it me or the words “head to North/head to South” immediately bring in the 69? Neilochka, be part of the solution, not part of the problem!

  5. Dave2

    I don’t think even astrology could explain away the crazy bitches I seem to be attracted to in a relationship. I’m like a magnet for the wrong woman.

    Of course, I haven’t completely ruled out the possibility that I am the one who is a crazy bitch, so I suppose that’s not saying much.

    All that aside… I kind of like the fact that I’m referred to as an “aggressive ram” by whatever zodiac book you’re reading.

  6. cruisin-mom

    Neil, this must be my lucky day. I’m a Scorpio, no kidding…Nov. 18…as long as you don’t mind my husband and 2 kids, I’m in.

  7. Sandra

    I can’t believe you called me stubborn!!!! I’m NOT STUBBORN!

    As evidenced by this comment.

  8. Rabbit

    Oh, Neil, I could do nothing for you but wound your tender heart.

  9. Rachel

    I’m a Taurus. Just how impractical are you?

  10. AMG

    Hmmm…I’m a Virgo. We’d have a PERVERSE relationship in the bedroom. I don’t really know if that’s good or bad. But apparently you’d drive me nuts. My boyfriend and I apparently are “not bad” sexually. That’s it???

  11. claire

    Well, my birthday horoscope from last year said something about new relationships sparking in january. Unless something truly unexpected happens in the next few hours, it’s just not true.

  12. Wendy

    I’m a Cancer..come dwell in self-pity with me..I’ll make the tea πŸ˜‰

  13. anne arkham

    I’m a scorpio.

  14. 3rdtimesacharm( 3T )

    I can vouch for Scorpios. (My 3rd husband is a Scorpio, and so far, so good!) Which means you can’t have him.

    As a Virgo, it said you would eventually get on my nerves. Besides which I’m far too old for you. (And far too married, too many times!)

    Good luck in your quest for the perfect Zodiac match Neil. I’ll be sure to keep my eyes open for available Scorpios.

    I will say, my parents who have been married (to each other) for 43 years ARE the PISCES & AQUARIUS combination, and they continue to be completely in love with one another. To quote them, there personality types make it challenging, but worth every bit of the effort. Just a thought…


  15. The Retropolitan

    Neil, I’m a scorpio, but I don’t think I could do much for you since you decided to like boobs again. But we could have an intense and sexually-charged male-bonding session or something.

    Sometimes cigars are just cigars, right?

  16. Nance

    Give up on me, Neil. I cannot endure capricious men. I mean it. Don’t try to change my mind. LOL.

  17. cherchezlafemme

    He called us dumb strangers. How ungracious. Word for word that love signs para could have applied to me and my ex-bf though. Oh, and apparently if I were to have a relationship with A pisces it would be “Unique, destructive, yet passionate and lustful resulting in hurt and anxiety.” .. How exciting! But now I know what to ask my date. If he’s not one of my compatible signs i am cutting him loose!

  18. Trix

    Well, I guess you’re in luck, Neil. Not only am I a Scorpio, but I also have boobs…and I’m pretty sure you’ve already seen ’em.


  19. MA

    I am a Cancer, but I’m not a typical one–whatever that means.

  20. Postmodern Sass

    I’m a Leo (I just wrote so), sorry, but thank you for making me feel better about The Viking. He’s a Pisces. Explains a lot, actually.

  21. jenny

    I’m a Pisces, too, and I’ve been looking for a Scorpio all my life. They’re the sexual powerhouses of the zodiac, so I hear.

    I’m sorry to say that you and I would not be a match, Neil. Dated a Pisces once – we had all the same negative traits…

  22. Daisy Mae

    Wow, that explains alot. And I mean ALOT! I am a scorpio and my hubby is a pisces. And I’d have to say what you’ve heard about scorpian women is most likely true. I’d like to jump the hubby’s bones 5 times a day (and we’ve been married 10 years). He gives in many once a week if I’m lucky.

    I wonder what happens when you mix a scorpian woman with a scorpian man? We’d probably kill each other but we would die with a smile on our faces.

  23. Neil

    Heather — Yes, I was hoping! And was it really an “accident?”

    Tatyana — I’m the one who cries at the movies, not her. I need a very special woman to deal with me.

    Dave — Have you thought of seeing a psychic to help you with your relationship problems?

    Cruisin — Yes #2! Uh, are your kids bratty by any chance?

    AMG — We’d probably not be good for the long road ahead, but we can just go for a weekend, can’t we?

    Claire — From my clock, it is now 4 hours and 45 minutes and ticking. Forget watching “American Idol” tonight and go to some sleazy bar before time runs out to meet your “soulmate.”

    Anne A — I had no doubt you were a Scorpio, considering all the sexual heat I feel whenever you write a comment.

    Retropolitan — I’m not sure exactly what it means that we’re a good match. Do you like the Mets?

    Trix — Are you bullshitting me? Are half of my female blog-friends Scorpios — or was it “fate” that we all found each other? Maybe someone needs to do a study on how the zodiac affects blogging relationships? Yes, I know you have boobs. What do you think helped change my mind? And Trix, you may be Scorpio, but I have a feeling you may be a little too much Scorpio for this fish to handle…

    Jenny — That’s a disapointment that you’re also a Pisces. When we meet in New York, let’s just hope we don’t end up killing each other — we might just be too alike in our neurotic actions. Or maybe we should just out one night and try to score a pair of Scorpios for ourselves.

    Daisy Mae — 5x a day! So maybe back in the 70’s when singles asked , “What sign are you?” — they weren’t as stupid as we thought.

  24. Laura

    Hmm. I’m a pisces, too. It would go something like this…



    Hey let me know when you get the Valentine’s Card…MUWAHAHAHA!! And when is your birthday?? HMMMM???


  25. Charming, but single

    Apparently, Neil, you’re a drama queen and that would piss me off, so I’d go sleep with someone else …

    However, Leos, Aquariuses (Aquariusi?) and Libras should feel free to visit my blog, cuz apparently we’d get along like crazy. And Pieces, apparently we will have great sex, but the relationship won’t last …

    And I so have no problem with that. ;P

  26. modigli

    I’m a Cancer, Neil. Let’s go cry in our beers together, okay?!

    BTW, it says me and my honey are a fantastic match. Now I KNOW it’s all true! πŸ˜‰

  27. The Daily Rant

    I am very much a Libra, so but on the cusp of Virgo….many things try my patience, so that impracticality thing might have to go! πŸ™‚

  28. Megan

    Oh Neil, according to this website we’d be a dreadful match. (I’m a Leo.)

    However, I say we try to prove it wrong. Let me slip into something more comfortable.

    (I was talking about my jammies, you pervert.) πŸ˜‰

  29. Neil

    The scary thing is that when I ask people, they think their sign actually makes sense for them.

    Am I a Pisces? I don’t know. Although it sounds more like me than a Leo does.

    Is it just a coincidence? Can all this crap be true? Not one person has come out and said they believe in this. Someone must!

    Laura — Oy, one long night of sex and emotional blackmail.

    Rant – this is what they said about us: “You are both creatively inclined, however a Pisces is just not sophisticated enough for the Scales.” Snobby bitch!

    Charming — No problem here either. But can two drama queens survive the night?

    Modigli — Like there was any doubt about you and your BF.

    Megan — you were jammies? That doesn’t sound very Leo-ish. Can you be a lion and sexual predator wearing cutesy PJs?

  30. Charming, but single

    Neil, I suppose we could survive the night.

    If you’re lucky, that is.

  31. Bill

    Hey, lay off the Scorpios. They’re meant for goats. It says that sexually we dance “superbly” together.”

    I thought Sophia might be an option but apparently that would be a disaster.

    Then I thought, maybe a gay relationship with Neil? But it says you would sleep around on me, you worthless bastard! So forget that idea!

  32. The Daily Rant

    Well, I don’t know that I completely *believe* in Astrology, but I have to say, when I read Libra, it’s TOTALLY me. And when I read other signs, they are totally not. But then again, I only believe what Zolar says:

    He is the GOD of Astrology to me. You’ll be shocked at the accuracy of his personality types, relationship assessments, etc.

    OK….am I the first one to admit that I like Astrology a little bit??

    I don’t go for the newspaper/online/Cosmo/Women’s magazine horoscopes, but Zolar….Zolar is to be revered! πŸ™‚

  33. anne arkham

    Neil, you feel heat whenever anyone writes a comment.

  34. Elvira Black

    I’m a Cancer, Neil, and I do have an affinity for both Scorpio and Pisces, since we’re all emotional water signs and all.

    This is a topic very very near and dear to my heart. After things cooled in my first LTR (gave it twenty years–he’s a Cancer too and we can tend to be stick in the muds together), I actually narrowed down my search to Scorpio after some ugly encounters with other signs not suited for me.

    The book Linda Goodman’s Love Signs is great, btw–and not just because it said that the Scorpio male (my current amour) and Cancer female are basically a match made in heaven.

    But perhaps in another incarnation, we could hook up and kvetch each other to death.

  35. The Rich Gypsy

    Nope … sorry Neil … even though we’re both creatively inclined, you’re just not sophisticated enough for me (ha!) … And your emotional whims would drive me nuts. I was married to a Scorpio male and it was a relationship made in hell … control freak; emotional wasteland; nasty as a cut snake.

  36. Anne-Marie

    Im a virgo and my boyf is a pisces which makes us extremely perverse in the bedroom – thats gas!

  37. anne

    Is Scorpio ascendant OK?

  38. Brooke

    I’m a Virgo. We already established this relationship when we had this conversation.

    By the way, did it strike you odd that hardly anybody seems to be right for you?

  39. ashbloem

    Like Sophia, I am too cool and detached for you. Ah well.

    But I’m glad you like boobs again.

  40. AWE

    You are a sexy bitch in those poker pj’s, but it won’t work. Try not to cry, I am upset too. I am and will always be a Leo, yes, it fits me.

  41. Alissa

    Uh oh – I’m a Pisces and Evan is a Gemini, we’re doomed.

    I had a friend who once asked me why people couldn’t get married but still keep separate apartments? It seems as though that situation works well for you and Sophia!

  42. JJ

    It was right on the money with MLA and I:

    Polar opposites that actually do quite well together. The Bull is stable and loyal enough to satisfy your intense nature. You both value long-term unions and are willing to work at them together.

  43. Edgy Mama

    OMG, I wrote an astrology post last night as well. Great minds…

    I’m an Aries and E-spouse is a Sag, so maybe Sophia should come live with us.

    But, according to some dumb on-line quiz, I SHOULD have been a Scorpio. Is that good enough, Water-boy?

  44. DawnKelly

    PISCES & VIRGO: – This is your polar attraction. It can be extremely perverse in the bedroom, but difficult at a mental level. You are impractical and this will really try the Virgoans patience.

    All I have to say is—find that scorpio woman.

    Hubster-pisces Me-virgo–all that up there very true.

    All that talking and focusing on our feelings—how can it be that simplified.

    Ouch my head hurts, must find chocolate.

  45. Nichelle

    I am a Sag! My first love and my worst boyfriend were Pisces. [not the same guy]
    I plan to steer clear of any guys of the waterlogged variety.

  46. sara lee

    Glad to hear you are back into Boobs…they were feeling neglected. I’m a cancer…not sure if what that really means, but I do love sensitive men! πŸ™‚

  47. Tanya

    Sorry, you’re just not sophisticated enough for me.

  48. ms. sizzle

    it’s true about pisces and aries (i am an aries). we make good friends, very bad lovers.

    i still like ya though neil.

    πŸ™‚ sizz

  49. bettyonthebeach

    Neilochka, you are I are star crossed. I’m an Aquarius too. I’ve have actually dated an Aries and found it was one of my best relationships. Good luck finding your Scorpio!

  50. bettyonthebeach

    Neilochka, you are I are star crossed. Like Sophia, I’m an Aquarius too. I’ve have actually dated an Aries and found it was one of my best relationships. Good luck finding your Scorpio!

  51. chantel

    Neil, sometimes you just can’t win. I am a Virgo. I keep falling in love with Pisces. I’ve given up but I still read my horoscope everyday – from three different sources.
    I dated a scorpio, they are such drama queens. I have no patience for them.

  52. Neil

    This is probably my most depressing post. Half of the woman I fantasize about are being eliminated by the zodiac, like contestants not getting roses on “The Bachelor.” Damn you twinkling, twinkling stars in the sky!

  53. Celina

    Lucky Stars, I’m Gemini & hubby is Aries: “This is one of your best matches. You both have a high energy, a thirst for adventure and spontaneity. Passionate, sudden and compelling this union can last.” Thanks for sharing! πŸ™‚

  54. Student Nurse

    I don’t take much stock in the zodiac signs but in this regard it was dead-on correct.

    Me-Gemini, my ex-Capricorn –apparently the doom was to be expected. Very interesting

  55. Mel

    I’m Gemini, why would you make me sorrowful with emotional blackmail???? That’s just MEAN! I’m telling your mother.

  56. Denise

    Oh poo, TCB (Virgo) and I (Libra) are totally incompatible. Something about his practicality not giving me enough of something I need. Hmmm, you know, that’s not really all that off base…

  57. Dan

    This crazy Russian woman was cutting my hair once and asked what my sign was. When I told her I was a scorpio snd immediately stopped cutting my hair, stepped away and then walked back shaking her head muttering, “I feel bad for you, for you and your wife.” So I had sex with her.

  58. Lori

    Sorry, Neil…but sounds like I’m way too sophisticated for you! (at least that’s what it says – I’m a Libra). I’m not sure how much stock I put into the whole astrological thing. I do know that many things it says about my zodiac sign are true, but who knows? I should look up my parents’ signs – they’ve been married 57 years and are the best couple I know. Anywho…the old girl’s married to a Capricorn (which is supposed to be a horrible match for me as well! Go figure!)

  59. cheryl

    I hope you don’t mind but I linked to your blog entry and quoted from it. You made me think about the man I’m currently dating and whether or not we’re compatible. Whatever it says about us, it’s too late for me. I’ve already fallen.

  60. Sanora

    Hey Neil – great post!
    I’m a gemini, my husband is a Pisces. Supposedly, the Leo I was married to the first time around should have been a better match…go figure.

  61. evan

    so apparently, thanks to your illuminating link, i have realized that i may be a cold-hearted, insensitive jerk.

    though when you look at my chinese “year” (dog) i’m loyal and dependable.

    it’s just too much. i can’t handle all the contradiction…

  62. Wendy

    You & I just can’t work – evidently you are just not sophisticated enough for me. It’s a shame, too, because now that I see that my hub and I are not at all compatible either, I suppose I’m in the market….

  63. Pants

    I’m a Pisces, my best experience have been with Scorpios…until things go bad. But before that, it’s great. Do you know any hot Scorpio men for me?

  64. Neil

    Pants — famous Scorpios:

    Johnny Carson, Kevin Kline, Pablo Picasso, Pat Sajak, Hillary Clinton, Teddy Roosevelt, Emily Post, Sylvia Plath, Jonas Salk, Bill Gates, Ezra Pound, Henry Winkler, Winona Ryder, Dan Rather, Marie Antoinette, Pat Buchanan, Burt Lancaster, Roseanne, Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel, Leon Trotsky, Albert Camus, Billy Graham, Joni Mitchell, Bonnie Raitt, Demi Moore, Auguste Rodin, Grace Kelly, Prince Charles, Joseph McCarthy, Martin Scorcese, Bo Derek, Voltaire, Goldie Hawn.

  65. cruisin-mom

    Okay, Neil, I think after 64 comments, it’s time to choose.

  66. Jaclyn

    I’m Capricorn and apparently need to find a scorpio with whom to superbly dance sexually.

  67. Neil

    Cruisin — I don’t mind the husband hanging around, but is he handy with tools? Because I don’t know what a hammer looks like.

  68. bella

    Ah, yes, we sags can be finiky can’t we? Gosh darn it – I have a hard enough time with myown sign, but to have to deal with 11 other signs and thier attitudes? Eh.

  69. Fitèna

    Am a Gemini…. I read my horoscope at the end of the day… whenever I happen to read it in the morning I tend to do or act the way it said I’d do…
    Yesterday’s said I was at the top in romance, they forgot to say who i was supposed to be romancing with, Mr. Invisible?

  70. cruisin-mom

    Neil…this really IS your lucky day…my husband can not only fix ANYTHING…he’s a nice Jewish boy to boot. Won’t that make Mom Kramer happy?

  71. Neil

    Cruisin —

    It’s a deal!

  72. Pants

    My thirtieth bithday is this month…I’m praying for a steamy threesome with Pat Sajak and Hillary Clinton.

  73. Neil

    Pants, why does that sound strangely erotic? Pat Sajak can even “spin the final wheel” for you.

  74. Jodi

    I am a Scorpio, but it’s not like you would care, anyway, seeing as you DELETED ME FROM YOUR BLOGROLL (probably because I do not have large bosoms).

  75. Michele

    See, and here I was thinking about flirting with you and you’ve got to be another freakin’ Pisces.

    I’ll confirm that Aquarian women don’t do well with Pisces men. You’d do best to end it and save yourself more heartbreak.

  76. Nats

    Exciting stuff.

    I am a Scorpio girl, with large boobs and I also study astrology, happened upon this chat by accident.
    Just to clarify …….. you are all talking about your star sign or sun sign, now for the science you all have about another 10 parts to your birth chart which you in all liklihood are not aware of, each planet in your birthchart was in a different star sign on the day you were both (E.G. The Sun, the moon, mercury, venus, mars, jupiter, bla, bla, bla) so you could be living under the disguise of a pisces but could be something completely different beneath the surface in all your other plants. The sun represents your star sign, or the way others see you, your moon represents your emotions, the inner you, mercury is the way you communicate, venus is your relationships and mars your temper…!

    Neil – tell me when you were born and the year and I’ll confirm just what signs are in you.

    PS. I have never dated a pisces
    PPS. I have dated a scorpio, we had a fantastic time in bed, but brought out the negative points in each other, as we mirrored them in each other.

  77. W

    Read Sextrology by Stella Starsky and Quinn Cox. It’s eerily accurate astrology with a psychological twist. It also includes a compatibility segment.

  78. Neil

    Nats and W – thanks for the Astrology info!

  79. ash

    Hi, I am a scorpio female ,dating for 2 years, a pisces male. Interesting combination, and I will let you in on a little secret, if you love someone like we love each other, the sex truly is amazing!! Find your scorpio soulmate, you won’t regret it! But keep in mind scorpio women are very jealous!

  80. Karen

    Well i’m a scorpion, and am dating a delicious capricorn man, 4 yrs. younger actually, but this came after my
    peaceable breakup with my ex cancer luv,we lasted a yr. and a half. cuz i didn’t wanna have kids. cancers are domestic lovas, but as for my cap, there’s alot more to our relat. then just dancing sexually superbly, well his venus is in scorpio as well as mine.pisces can be a lil too boring and like to play a cat and mouse game with scorps, pisces and aquarius are the best match!

  81. Amber

    I’m a scorp and I love to read my scope and check out what the rest of the astrology world has to say about my current relationship. Just got out of a 7yr relationship with an Aries and although we had a hell of a lot a spice in the bedroom we were quick to put each others fire out in all other aspects. I’m currently dating a Pisces and it’s amazing, we just blend together and he knows how to draw me out and make me my laugh which is oh so important… oh and the sex makes my head spin! That should give you a little taste of what it would be like with a scorp… don’t even bother getting dressed, the clothes will be flying off in seconds!! :p

  82. Sandy

    Scorpio woman here…and to all you men searching for a scorpio woman…STOP! A real scorpio woman knows the man she wants when she sees him….

  83. Chac

    Aquarius woman here…
    OK – I think you may want to look at the ascendant signs (your outward masks) and your moon signs (emotional behaviors) before totally giving up. Your sun sign is how you see yourself – your ego, if you will. So, here is my point: My ego is Aquarius. My outward appearance is Libra. My moon is Scorpio. Lots of sex, inner-conflict and intellectual sparring. Basically, a female version of Bronte’s Heathcliff. My poor, poor boyfriend… I’ll bet you are just a bit more curious about Sophia’s other signs now – you should be πŸ™‚

  84. Jill

    Good evening Neil…I’m a Scorpio woman with a Taurus full moon.

  85. Roberta

    All too funny. I am so above this.

    (Psst… over here. now that no one is looking. I’m a Taurus but I have a Cancer rising. You and I are a great match, based on that…see? I can be as contemplative as I want, while you’re watching Oprah.)

  86. Bianca

    Hilarious…I was just killing time when I happened upon your site. Very interesting since I was checking out compatibilites between the signs…seems my true love would be found in a Cancer, Pisces, or my polar opposite a Taurus…FYI: I’m a scorpio.

  87. starmuncher

    way back in this blog someone said to read sextrology by stella starsky + quinn cox. i quite agree. have you seen this book. it blows away any other book on the subject. it’s really smart…and then really quite down and dirty. and so ridiculously on target it will freak you out. it has become an obsession amongst my friends. quite an amazing read.

  88. Tina

    Scorpio women aren’t difficult to find, we are the crazy psycho ones. I am also friends with several other scorpio’s so I can say that we are all crazy truthfully. I’m a closet believer in astrology, however, I’m a stubborn scorpio, so I ALWAYS try to prove the impossible, which throws off the demographic. You see, I’m married to an Aries (for 11 years). Everyone has the ability to change their fate…you just need to make it happen, despite the stars.

  89. jenn


  90. Gonzalo

    Hi, I’m a Pisces too, and my girlfriend is a Scorpio. It’s simply incredible… I don’t know about my planets, moon and stuff, just only that my sun is in the fishes.
    I think this is one of the best (if not THE best) sex combination: both of us very hot…2 water signs boiling anytime, anywhere…
    Sometimes I think the world would be very nice if everyone had sex like ours, hehe.

  91. Gonzalo

    I forgot our birthdays, maybe you can help me with the charts or stuff:
    Me: March 6, 1975, 9PM.
    She: Oct 30, 1978, I don’t know the time.

  92. TANYA


  93. chrissy mccauley

    as a sexy scorpio woman ..i totally agree….pisces and scorpio are a great match. there is much truth to this stuff. so….i could use one of you pisces sweetie pies for myself…..

  94. Jaclyn

    Hey Neil πŸ™‚

    I am a scorpio woman…I’m not going to be conceited and call myself HOT but I will reiterate that I AM a scoprio πŸ˜‰ anyway just wanted to say that we really DO exhist!

  95. Yellowlady

    Hello, i just wanted to comment on this Pisces/Aquarius union. I smiled when I read this because I just married my Pisces. I am an aquarius female and I am pretty deep into the astrology thang. But I had to go against it and follow my heart. If you want wild sex and lots of it, go for the Scorpio. If you love friendship, loyalty, and true love stay with that Aquarius! It really just depends on what’s most important to you.

  96. Dan

    My two pence worth….Right me and my last girlfreind were apperently a perfect match, I’m a scopio and she was a Picies – so apperently perfect. We hated each others guts! We lasted two weeks before she became obsessive over me, and wanted to know my every move! Star sign’s are all crap In my opinion. If you like someone, then give them a go. Don’t avoid them because there star sign is “Incompatable”. Thats just being plain paranoid. Just my two pence worth

  97. cherie

    I am a scorpio woman. Unfortunatly, I can’t tell you why astrology is so accurate, it just is. I have actually dated several pisces, and the match was pretty good. Yet I found that they lived more in a dream world than reality. Meaning, they were waiting for their musical carreers to take off instead of trying to hold down a real job. And that, to the hard working scorpio, is unacceptable.
    And just so you know, we scorpios are the nymphos of the zodiac. We’re in very high demand………

  98. Karen

    Well I previously wrote a comment about being with a capricorn, called him a cap drug, but he’s Poison, broke my heart it’s such a sad case, broke up 3 days before our 1 yr. anniversary and before my birthday!!
    Scorpios stay away from EARTH signs such as Virgos and Caps, Stick with the water signs, my ex who is a cancer still stood by me and helped dry the tears from my eyes after this heartbreaker couldn’t handle academic stress and giving me a chance to adjust my insecurities. We live and learn!

  99. Daniel

    Why do people get so worked up about what star signs go with what?! It’s all crap in my opinion! I’m a scorpio and I was seeing a Picses (I can’t spell) for a little while, well the “Perfect match” yea? What aload of shit, me and her hated each other, we never got on or anything! Who gives a flying fuck what date you were born on etc…..If you and your partner get on thats all that matters…Sometimes people read way to much into all this crap! And Scorpio women hot!? I’ve known some which are just the ugliest of ugliest people! Treat you like shit yet still expect you to kiss there ass! I’m not a typical Scorpio and I’m proud of it! The few I’ve known are just bastards! So to summarise….It’s all bollocks..Who gives a fuck what star sign you are? If you and your Bf/Gf get on, THEN HAVE SEX AND LIVE TOGETHER AND STOP SEEING IF YOUR COMPATABLE! And, Scorpio’s are easily offended or upset, regardless of what they say/do! So don’t let ’em scare you or upset you….My say, all over πŸ™‚

  100. Sam

    I am a single Pisces guy – divorced from an Aqurius and your analysis is exact. Pisces needs to stay with other water signs, Cancer and Scorpio, but I have had better luck with Cancers. Scorpio women want to control too much and this frustrates the never get too uptight Pisces.

  101. Jacqueline

    I think it’s so silly how people say things like “I’m a Scorpio, so I’m hot and passionate!” In case you didn’t realize, there are millions of other Scorpio men/women out there with all of the same “scorpionic traits” as you. You are not so special. And I am weary of people who take pride in something they never had to work hard to gain. I’m a Scorpio female myself, but I would never think to go around proudly parading that fact to everyone.

  102. Max

    I’m a pisces and I’ve only had my deepest relationships with Scorpios (most fiery and passionate) and cancers were my sweetest, deep love. Pisces are slippery when it comes to settling down but we know instantly when we’re in the presence of a scorpio-it is a magnetic draw. And what’s worse is we are the only sign who not only truly gets and soothes the scorps, we can cut off their stinger. We can take away thier power and break their hearts…this is something most signs cannot do to a scorpio because they see most things coming through their intuitive insight.

  103. Aquarianrealm

    I am an Aquarian, my Fiance’ is a Pisces. We been together 4 years and plan to get married in 4 months. He’s the best thing that has ever happened to me–sweet, kind, gentle, sentimental, romantic and Sexy too!

    Could that my Moon is in Pisces, he’s in Aquarius, my rising sign is scorpio and his is Pisces…

  104. michael

    hello all. i have been reading most of your posts and i dont see many scoripo males speaking up. we are not that difficult. yes a little moody and stuborn but arn’t we all? i believe in the starsigns more now because i met and tried to date another scoripo. man what a mistake. it was like an intence chess match. and getting no where. what ever i read said that it was either a HUGE bad idea or a perfect union. i can see why it could be so great, but we never got off the starting line. so what is the ideal mate for a scoripo male?

  105. Dan

    Couldn’t agree more Michael! We arn’t all that hard lol :)…Well the perfect match for Scorpio is Pisces or Cancer…However Im a scorpio myslef and I had a relationship for a little while with a Pisces, It didn’t work out we just seemed to clash in every way possible! lol….

  106. K

    I am a Scorpion women and I have been involved with a Cancer man. It was the deepest connection I have had with a man, not to mention the sexual aspect being beyond description. He rocked my body as well as my heart! We both had huge obstacles under which we came together, nonetheless I still care deeply for him and my heart longs for him. Look into a scorps eyes and they will tell you more than words will.

  107. kim

    I’m a scorpio woman, never been with a pisces man, but always attracted to scorpios and taureans. I believe scorpio men are the sexiest, but the appetite and strength of the bull is irresistable! I’d love a taurean for a lifetime!

  108. priyanka

    I am a Leo and my to be husband is a Aquarius. We have not yet met eachother.
    Kindly advise if there are any chances for a better and brighter future?

  109. Wendy

    Well according to this we’re meant to be but we’ll also ‘negative and moody’ – sounds like a bag of fun, eh? πŸ˜‰

  110. Xia

    It’s been said, to all you ppl looking for a Scorpio women just go ahead and give it a rest. If Scorpio woman wants you she will pursue you. Otherwise you will have a hell of a time trying to get her in bed. You will be lucky if she lets you anywhere near her car or home front. If she relents enough to even tell you what sort of car she drives, you might *possibly* have a chance. = P

  111. Angel Mitchell

    Your quest is also mine too, and I am Scorpio woman. If you are interested in chatting with a new friend, I am here and want to learn more of myself and others. πŸ˜‰

  112. Anna

    Why haven’t you found me yet?

  113. Angie P.

    I also came across your blog when I was searching the net for my sign. I am also Scorpio. And yes, I am a very sexual person. Only as long as it is new and different. The same old, same old doesn’t work for me. If you have read on the scorpio woman, I have a lot of the “traits” that most have talked about. But I do not take revenge. hahaha (maybe in my mind I do). I once read that before a scorpio passes on that they will know the meaning of life, well.. I am not sure if that is true but I enjoy being a scorpio woman, with blond hair and blue eyes. i get away with a lot…hahaha

  114. Paloma

    I am scorpio and I love SEX!!

  115. Paloma

    I am an Scorpio woman and I have a high sex drive a way to intimately express myself. I need a partner who can express himserself without reservations and who can match my passion in the bedroom.

  116. ninka

    lol…. here i am .. a scorp..
    got every single characteristic..

  117. Billy

    If you want more “proof” of how astrology works, I’ll explain it scientificly. But everyday observations work the best for me. Billy (a pisces)

  118. Dawn

    I’m a Scorpio and have finally found my Pieces man! Is true we are very sexual, but not in the way most people would preceive. Its about the connection during, the passion shared, the look in the eye, the deepest emotions shared during such passion which most signs that I have experienced loose after a while. I have very high hopes for my pieces man and so far so gooooood! I don’t think that I have ever found anyone that we share alot of things alike. It just blows my mind every day. Good luck


  119. CMG

    I happened upon this blog by accident, but couldn’t help answering to the message. I won’t comment about Tarot or Mind-reading since I don’t have enough knowledge on those matters to comment on them, and for all I know, they may be hogwash… or not.

    On the subject of Astrology, though, it confuses me when someone says they’re into “science” and, BECAUSE of that, they can’t take Astrology seriously. You see, Astroloy is a science – in fact, it’s probably the first science ever studied by man.

    The problem Astrology faces nowadays is that there’s no control over who’s a real astrologer or not. Basically, if you want to be an astrologer, all you have to do is say that you are – no degree is needed, no license to practice it, nothing. Imagine how the world would be if you could do the same in Medecine? Just claim “I’m a doctor” and presto, you’re one.

    You can tell this by the amount of so-called astrologers who make those daily horoscopes. People bad-mouth astrology because they think that’s all it is – a simplistic division of the world’s population into 12 segments.

    You may also be wondering “why the real astrologers don’t stand up for themselves, then?”. That would be a long story, and this comment is long as it is, but remember how Astrologers were literally persecuted by the church? Including being burned as people who worshipped the devil and such (mainly we’re talking of the inquisition here)? That’s when Astrology “gained” the reputation for being an “art of the occult”. That would scare people away from those nasty evil astrologers.

    Can you picture someone suffering in a relationship and having the priest saying that praying would solve everything, only to have an astrologer come along and say “well, actually, god has nothing to do with it, you’re just going through a Saturn transit and you’ll be feeling like that for a few months yet”…. heresy! Of course.

    To make a long story short, only in the past hundred years or so (coincidently, as the church was losing more and more credibility and followers), has Astrology taken a turn towards revival. It’s too bad a lot of the old knowledge was lost, but there are many quality astrologers in the world right now who are working daily to clear the myths and fallacies that still persist over the matter.

    One last note, though. Don’t know if anyone explained this already (too many entries to read through all of them, sorry) but, when you say “I’m a Pisces” you’re basically saying that the Sun was astrologically placed in that sign when you were born, that’s it, and almost a tenth of the planet would have to be like you. That said, you can be VERY happy with an Aquarian… just as long as most of your birth configuration is compatible with the Aquarian’s.

    As the saying goes, “one half-truth can be more dangerous than a lie”, and that applies here. It’s one of the greatest mistakes one can make when they begin to study Astrology is to think “this is bad”, “this is good”, “this is what I should be looking for” and so on. That’s falling into a sort of prejudice that real astrologers are warned against very early in their studies (assuming they’re studying in a proper school with professional teachers, and not “home-made” like so many out there).

    Anyway, this is probably the longest reply you got here πŸ™‚ I just hope it helped a bit.

  120. kristal

    what do you mean about yo need to talk to a scorpio women… iam a scopio women.

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  122. Anwuli

    it is not a good idea to mess with a Scorpio.Scorpios are very clingy,and demand your full attention relationship wise,However,most Piscean males desire freedom to do as they choose as far as relationships.Piscean males have long been misunderstood by women except for those who have dated, been married to,or closely related to a Piscean male.Last night I decided to go Lesbian because someone that I Thought I was dating (A Piscean Male)clearly told me we are not in a relationship and he does not have to discuss those things with me! was infuriated when he had the audacity to tell me that he had been dating other people.You being a Piscean male probably don’t see anything wrong with what he did.Anywasy,my point is that if I,being a Cancerean female can be soo hurt and enraged by his actions,How Moreso will a Scorpio woman.Scorpions are ruled by pretty intense planets and For your sake and Hers,Stay with the Aquarian.She is better suited that any other sign.She is open minded and not concerned if you have other “Friends” because she likes to have “Friends” herself and she won’t get upset if you call her for rendevous and nothing more serious than that.She’s perfectly fine with it,she’s into LIte Stuff too. Anyways, I say whatever works for you,keep it that way and let sleeping dogs lie!

  123. CMG

    All these comments about people who have the Sun here or there… complete nonsense. It’s clear no one here knows a thing about Astrology, which is sad specially when they go aroung saying these things as if they were facts.

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  125. Loukia

    I’m a Virgo…

  126. sexy lil scorpio

    I am a scorpio female and you pisces are too sensitive and grabby, I like a challenge and that is why I’m pursuing my Aquarius. He is never possesive or jealous, that’s my job. you fellow scorps should give it a try it’s a nice balance.

  127. sexy lil scorpio

    oh and that is sick that you have gone lesbian, how nasty is that? what a shame

  128. sexy lil scorpio

    by the way scorpios are not clingy, possesive may be the word. never “clingy” you are speaking for your self there

  129. trinity

    to sexylilscorpio, you are rude. you and an aquarius won’t work he will dump you he won’t put up with immature jealous clingy possesive you. he needs space and a mature women i know because i’m a cancerian and he wantd to marry me but i didn’t want to be his 3rd wife. i dumped him. i don’t think you can handle aquarius since you are tooo jealous he will not put up with that and will laugh at you.

  130. chris

    i am a pisces man currently dating a scropio women….the love and sex is amazing but be warned scropio women are fucking obsessive, jealous, narotic, possesive and they try to control you with anger and emotion.

  131. chris

    “Treat you like shit yet still expect you to kiss there ass” – scorpio in a nutshell

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