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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
He lives in NYC or LA -- he's not sure yet. He can be contacted at neilochka on yahoo.
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Tag Archives: humor
They Watch Desperate Housewives in Manila?
I am so glad that the producers of “Desperate Housewives” have apologized for the racial slur against Filipino medical professionals that was on the show’s first episode of this season. In the season premiere that aired Sunday on ABC, … Continue reading
Posted in Movies and Television, News and Politics
Tagged Desperate Housewives, Filipinos, humor, Manila, stereotypes, Teri Hatcher, the Philippines
30 Comments
Mel Gibson Requests Meeting with Neilochka!
In a move that has taken Hollywood by surprise, Mel Gibson has requested a meeting with a Los Angeles-based blogger, Neil Kramer, the writer of the popular blog, “Citizen of the Month.” In a public statement, Mr. Gibson stated: “I … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Gossip and Celebrities, Jewish
Tagged apology, Canter's, Entertainment, humor, Jewish, Mel Gibson
70 Comments
Sigmund Fraud
I have a situation. Perhaps you can help. I’m thinking of seeing a therapist to talk about my separation from Sophia, among other things. As you know, I’m a bit of a cheapskate. Even though Sophia and I pay about … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Life in General
Tagged health insurance, HMO, humor, life, Life in General, psychotherapy, therapy
46 Comments
The Poetry Reading
I had just taken a shower tonight and was toweling off when I heard his voice. Neil’s Penis: “Where are you going tonight?” Neil: “I’m going to a poetry reading.” Neil’s Penis: “Aha! So that’s why you bought that beret … Continue reading
David Sedaris Ruined My Blog
Most of my blogging friends think of me as a sophisticated bon vivant, a modern-day Oscar Wilde, known for his wit and clever wordplay. So when a fellow blogger recently asked me for my opinion of David Sedaris, one of … Continue reading
The Photo Shoot
Today, I finally played around with the free phone I got for being a Sprint Ambassador. It’s a cool phone with a lot of options: the ability to go online, to download music, and to watch TV. It also has a decent camera. … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Sex
Tagged cockblogging, erotica, humor, men, photography, Sex, sexuality
49 Comments
Just a Little Trim
There’s nothing as flattering as being thought of as someone knowledgeable, as someone whose opinion matters — particularly on issues of male-female relationships. I’ve always harbored a secret desire to be a male "Dear Abby." So, I fell out of … Continue reading
Blogging the Big Event
(AP Photo/Julie Jacobson) A few years back, I was visiting New York when there was a big earthquake in Los Angeles. Everyone in New York was saying how lucky I was to not be in LA, but I actually felt … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, New York City, News and Politics
Tagged blogging, humor, journalism, new media, transit strike
37 Comments
On the Radio
At first, Sophia used to make fun of my blogging, calling it "a waste of your time" as if my old habit of sitting around watching three straight hours of "Lingo" every night on the Game Show Network was useful … Continue reading
The Fucking Family Circus
Many thanks to King Feature’s "The Family Circus" — a favorite for generations. (proving to Sophia once and for all that I can curse like the rest of ‘em)