Tag Archives: humor

A Proof of the Existence of God

Posted on May 7, 2010 by Neil

Many of you ask me about my religion, wondering if I truly adhere to the belief in an all powerful, all-knowing God. Here’s what I think: None of us can truly know if God exists, but anyone who admires nature, … Continue reading →

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Awkward

Posted on September 6, 2009 by Neil

I wanted to clarify something about my last post where I criticized the mean-spirited nature of  the viral website,  The People of Walmart, just in case someday, someone catches me one day making a joke at someone’s expense, and points … Continue reading →

Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Life with My Parents | Tagged , | 24 Comments

Freaks

Posted on September 5, 2009 by Neil

As so many of my blogging friends are involved in online giveaways or work as brand enthusiasts, is it becoming difficult to make jokes about these companies.  I have friends with “business” connections to vibrator manufacturers to Butterball Turkey to … Continue reading →

Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Blogging and the Internet | Tagged , | 61 Comments

Jokes in Yiddish

Posted on January 14, 2008 by Neil

Humor is very important. I’d rather hear good jokes than see a naked woman in my bedroom. Of course, if the naked woman was the one telling the jokes, I wouldn’t complain. Especially if she was also carrying a corned … Continue reading →

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Sophia’s Dream

Posted on January 8, 2008 by Neil

Sophia and I had the worst flight back to Los Angeles. Sophia had a cold. The obnoxious couple in front of us had a crying baby. The airplane was cramped. When we arrived in Los Angeles, LAX was backed up … Continue reading →

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Communication Through the Ages

Posted on December 13, 2007 by Neil

I usually work on my desktop in my upstairs office. Sophia works on her laptop in the downstairs living room in front of the TV. How do we communicate from such a distance? The medium keeps changing, but the message … Continue reading →

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Fans Shocked at Bugs Bunny Gay Revelation

Posted on October 27, 2007 by Neil

NEW YORK (AP) — Only a week after the announcement that the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series is gay, the fictional world is again shocked with the revelation by Steven Blanc, son of voice artist Mel Blanc, that … Continue reading →

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The Werewolf: The Scariest Halloween Tale Ever

Posted on October 25, 2007 by Neil

I don’t like Halloween. I don’t like that children walk around play-acting as if they are ghouls and goblins, as if it is all a joke. Because it isn’t. There are dangers in this world that are too gruesome to … Continue reading →

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After Therapy

Posted on October 24, 2007 by Neil

Neil:  Sophia, let me ask you something.  When I was with Pamela today (editor’s note:  this week I’m calling my therapist Pamela), I couldn’t help noticing that she had just shaved her legs, and she wasn’t wearing any stockings, and … Continue reading →

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Oral

Posted on October 18, 2007 by Neil

(Typography pin-up girl by Taylor Lane) Queen of Spain wrote a provocative piece today dispensing tips to women on giving oral sex to their men.  This is probably one of the most important issues in the world today, because I … Continue reading →

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