Sorry about all these ranting BlogHer posts lately. Making I just feel like being passive-aggressive to women in general since I saw the photos from the conference and everyone there looks like they have such nice tits and asses… like you know who with the Russian accent… who really is very blessed with those things… so it’s like you’re all on the same team.
Since this blog is quickly tranforming from a humor blog into something else, I think I should admit that I’m feeling a little depressed today. How do I know I’m feeling this way? Well, I just saw this photo of Jessica Alba a minute ago online and all I could think about was “What the hell is she wearing — a diaper?”
Now I feel bad because they are probably some super-sexy type of panties and I have no idea what they are called.
But, just to be positive, maybe one day I will experience a woman wearing those panties. Maybe even Sophia. But if it isn’t Sophia, let me request it right now — in case I end up dating someone in the future, maybe after a few months of therapy. Maybe not on the first date, because I’m still not sure whether I like these diaper-looking panties or not. But maybe during the fifth or sixth date, you can wear one of these type of panties, just for the variety, and so I can blog about it.