Oh Star, WHAT is your secret??

Honestly though, in the last picture ‘thin sculpting _/8/07) it really isn’t THAT attractive. I mean, you can’t even tell where her bobbies and buttocks used to be !

By sassy on 08.30.07 12:58 pm

ha ha. at first i thought you were serious about her looking great. i think she looks like nicole ritchie.

gross.

there’s weight loss and then there is becoming a freak.

By sizzle on 08.30.07 1:12 pm

man, I should try gastric bypass!!!

sighs… thanks for the reminder of how FAT i am.

By melanie on 08.30.07 1:16 pm

Mwahhhhhahahaha! Too funny! She’s a bug eyed freak - no matter how thin she gets, she’s still ugly.

By the way, I’ such a hypocrite: I never let my daughter use the “u” word when describing people, because it’s so mean (and subjective). But c’mon. It’s Star Jones. I can’t stand that self-righteous beeyotch.

By buzzgirl on 08.30.07 1:27 pm

(laughing)

By LVGurl on 08.30.07 1:30 pm

I think it is sad that some women think they have to fit into some kind of mold to be accepted or appreciated.

Then there are (even sadder) women that bash other women for there looks.

By psychomom on 08.30.07 2:19 pm

HAHAHA. Nice.

By nabbalicious on 08.30.07 2:35 pm

Oh. It’s sad that she thought we’d be surprised by her “i had surgery” announcement. Duh!

By Bre on 08.30.07 4:08 pm

Thank you for the laugh. I desperately needed it.

By Dagny on 08.30.07 10:56 pm

I love it! She looks so unnatural and weird. It’s so funny that she only just now came out about her surgeries. Actually, she looks pretty scary to begin with.

By 180/360 on 08.30.07 11:12 pm

Is this a joke? Are all those pictures and captions for real?

By plain jane on 08.30.07 11:40 pm

Uh, well, the first two are!

By Neil on 08.30.07 11:57 pm

Where do I get youth-ification?!

By ren.kat on 08.31.07 1:32 am

Clearly NOT a “woman of substance.”

By V-Grrrl on 08.31.07 3:26 am

This cracked me up.

Well played, sir.

By Peter on 08.31.07 3:55 am

I’m still chuckling at this one…

By Jazz on 08.31.07 4:56 am

Well, hopefully she is healthier even though she looks like an alien now.

By NSC on 08.31.07 6:19 am

bwaaahahaha. superb.

By Alice on 08.31.07 7:02 am

I think people look so much better with all their flaws and wrinkles. It’s boring when everyone looks the same.

By churlita on 08.31.07 8:11 am

Just curious. . . why did you change the first two phots??? Very funny!

By Christa on 08.31.07 8:55 am

Christa — I changed the photos because Sophia found better ones, and I do what I’m told.

By Neil on 08.31.07 9:47 am

What a treat your blog is. I nearly peed my pants! (Okay, admittedly, after three children, I quite frequently nearly pee my pants. But, this time, I was justified!)

By patois on 08.31.07 9:50 am

Funniest post ive seen on Star Jones!! Too much

By sailormoon on 08.31.07 4:03 pm

Oh man. Star Jones makes me want to vomit. She is a waste of space.

By Scarlet on 09.01.07 8:38 pm