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Star Jones Looks Great!

Star Jones has a new show on Court TV and she’s looking fabulous!  (Do people still say that?  I’m new to the gossip blogging world)

the original Star Jones  12/06

Star Jones after gastric bypass surgery 1/07

Star Jones after facial reconstruction  3/07

Star Jones after “youth-ification” 5/07

Star Jones after extensive “smoothing” and “thin-sculpting” 8/07


  1. sassy

    Oh Star, WHAT is your secret??

    Honestly though, in the last picture ‘thin sculpting _/8/07) it really isn’t THAT attractive. I mean, you can’t even tell where her bobbies and buttocks used to be !

  2. sizzle

    ha ha. at first i thought you were serious about her looking great. i think she looks like nicole ritchie.


    there’s weight loss and then there is becoming a freak.

  3. melanie

    man, I should try gastric bypass!!!

    sighs… thanks for the reminder of how FAT i am. 😉

  4. buzzgirl

    Mwahhhhhahahaha! Too funny! She’s a bug eyed freak – no matter how thin she gets, she’s still ugly.

    By the way, I’ such a hypocrite: I never let my daughter use the “u” word when describing people, because it’s so mean (and subjective). But c’mon. It’s Star Jones. I can’t stand that self-righteous beeyotch.

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  6. psychomom

    I think it is sad that some women think they have to fit into some kind of mold to be accepted or appreciated.

    Then there are (even sadder) women that bash other women for there looks.

  7. nabbalicious

    HAHAHA. Nice.

  8. Bre

    Oh. It’s sad that she thought we’d be surprised by her “i had surgery” announcement. Duh!

  9. Dagny

    Thank you for the laugh. I desperately needed it.

  10. 180/360

    I love it! She looks so unnatural and weird. It’s so funny that she only just now came out about her surgeries. Actually, she looks pretty scary to begin with.

  11. plain jane

    Is this a joke? Are all those pictures and captions for real?

  12. Neil

    Uh, well, the first two are!

  13. ren.kat

    Where do I get youth-ification?!

  14. V-Grrrl

    Clearly NOT a “woman of substance.”

  15. Peter

    This cracked me up.

    Well played, sir.

  16. Jazz

    I’m still chuckling at this one…

  17. NSC

    Well, hopefully she is healthier even though she looks like an alien now.

  18. Alice

    bwaaahahaha. superb.

  19. churlita

    I think people look so much better with all their flaws and wrinkles. It’s boring when everyone looks the same.

  20. Christa

    Just curious. . . why did you change the first two phots??? Very funny!

  21. Neil

    Christa — I changed the photos because Sophia found better ones, and I do what I’m told.

  22. patois

    What a treat your blog is. I nearly peed my pants! (Okay, admittedly, after three children, I quite frequently nearly pee my pants. But, this time, I was justified!)

  23. sailormoon

    Funniest post ive seen on Star Jones!! Too much

  24. Scarlet

    Oh man. Star Jones makes me want to vomit. She is a waste of space.

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