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Star Jones Looks Great!

Star Jones has a new show on Court TV and she’s looking fabulous!  (Do people still say that?  I’m new to the gossip blogging world)

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the original Star Jones  12/06

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Star Jones after gastric bypass surgery 1/07

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Star Jones after facial reconstruction  3/07

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Star Jones after “youth-ification” 5/07

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Star Jones after extensive “smoothing” and “thin-sculpting” 8/07

24 Comments

  1. Oh Star, WHAT is your secret??

    Honestly though, in the last picture ‘thin sculpting _/8/07) it really isn’t THAT attractive. I mean, you can’t even tell where her bobbies and buttocks used to be !

  2. ha ha. at first i thought you were serious about her looking great. i think she looks like nicole ritchie.

    gross.

    there’s weight loss and then there is becoming a freak.

  3. man, I should try gastric bypass!!!

    sighs… thanks for the reminder of how FAT i am. 😉

  4. Mwahhhhhahahaha! Too funny! She’s a bug eyed freak – no matter how thin she gets, she’s still ugly.

    By the way, I’ such a hypocrite: I never let my daughter use the “u” word when describing people, because it’s so mean (and subjective). But c’mon. It’s Star Jones. I can’t stand that self-righteous beeyotch.

  5. I think it is sad that some women think they have to fit into some kind of mold to be accepted or appreciated.

    Then there are (even sadder) women that bash other women for there looks.

  6. Oh. It’s sad that she thought we’d be surprised by her “i had surgery” announcement. Duh!

  7. Thank you for the laugh. I desperately needed it.

  8. I love it! She looks so unnatural and weird. It’s so funny that she only just now came out about her surgeries. Actually, she looks pretty scary to begin with.

  9. Is this a joke? Are all those pictures and captions for real?

  10. Uh, well, the first two are!

  11. Where do I get youth-ification?!

  12. Clearly NOT a “woman of substance.”

  13. This cracked me up.

    Well played, sir.

  14. I’m still chuckling at this one…

  15. Well, hopefully she is healthier even though she looks like an alien now.

  16. bwaaahahaha. superb.

  17. I think people look so much better with all their flaws and wrinkles. It’s boring when everyone looks the same.

  18. Just curious. . . why did you change the first two phots??? Very funny!

  19. Christa — I changed the photos because Sophia found better ones, and I do what I’m told.

  20. What a treat your blog is. I nearly peed my pants! (Okay, admittedly, after three children, I quite frequently nearly pee my pants. But, this time, I was justified!)

  21. Funniest post ive seen on Star Jones!! Too much

  22. Oh man. Star Jones makes me want to vomit. She is a waste of space.

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