Category Archives: Misc. Humor

The Planets Now Revolve Around Neptune

Posted on March 16, 2009 by Neil

For the last four years, this blog has been all about my penis.  I’ve written about my penis, given voice to my penis, posted drawings of my penis, and emailed photos of my penis to most of my female readers, … Continue reading →

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I Woke Up Today with a Penis! Can My Marriage Survive?

Posted on August 5, 2008 by Neil

Today’s guest post is written by blogger/mother Marinka of Motherhood in NYC.   Marinka and I are fairly new to each other online., but she’s funny — and I adore funny women.   But her name brought up some red flags.   “Are you … Continue reading →

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This Time, It’s For the Women

Posted on July 3, 2008 by Neil

The big question on my mind after yesterday’s post was “What type of pornography do women like?”  After doing extensive research and interviewing several female bloggers on Facebook chat while offering unsuccessfully to show them my new “web-cam,” I now … Continue reading →

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Bad “Sexy Email” Advice

Posted on June 24, 2008 by Neil

The internet is one big vat of useless advice given by experts who know sh*t.   You would think a guy could learn something useful from being online.  After all, I don’t just want to spend all my time online reading … Continue reading →

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A Five Minute Long Wild Sex Comedy

Posted on April 27, 2008 by Neil

– starring Neil, Sophia, Neil’s Mom, several half-naked girls from Queens, and introducing Moondog, as Neil’s surfer dude buddy. FADE IN: INT. DON CARLOS’ FISH TACOS – REDONDO BEACH – DAY Neil and Moondog have just finished hanging ten at … Continue reading →

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Republican Religiosity

Posted on December 12, 2007 by Neil

Note:  Sophia suggested that I take this post down since it wasn’t in the spirit of the Holidays, especially since it is the post right after the big Holiday concert.   I did take it down, and then I remembered, from past experience, that … Continue reading →

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The Ghost of Christmas Concerts Future

Posted on December 7, 2007 by Neil

  Two days ago, I was feeling very Grinch-like.  “Why am I hosting this stupid holiday online concert?” I asked myself as I shuffled along Wilshire Boulevard, spitting on the floor.  “I don’t even like Christmas.  I don’t even celebrate … Continue reading →

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My Cyber Clone

Posted on September 7, 2007 by Neil

  Blogging, Facebook, Twitter, E-mail.  Sometimes your online life can be so overwhelming. The biggest productivity killer of them all is IM.  How many conversations can you have in one day with people you hardly know?   I know my productivity … Continue reading →

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Funny Foreign Names

Posted on August 27, 2007 by Neil

Ha Ha, what’s funnier than a foreign name that sounds somewhat salacious?!    Sophia had a job in Orange County, so we stayed over at the Doubletree.  We received two phone calls for “His-Wong,” making us think that some Bart Simpson-type … Continue reading →

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The Blogosphere’s 2007 Class Photos

Posted on June 3, 2007 by Neil

It’s that time again, when many in the blogosphere get together with their “blogging groups” for the annual class photos and the signing of the yearbooks.   Will everyone continue blogging through September, or will they be lost to a “summer love?” 2007 Class … Continue reading →

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