One of the bloggers I met during my trip to San Diego was Modigli. Meeting her was particularly exciting because I’ve been interacting with her as a blogger for more than a year. I’ve “been with her” when she lived in Cleveland, when she took a trip to Florida, when she fell in love with another blogger in San Diego, when she moved to San Diego, when she couldn’t find a job, when she took a crappy job at Starbucks, when she finally got a teaching job, etc.
I know more about her than some of my real friends.
So, I see her for the first time as I’m getting out of my car in front of her apartment complex. But do I feel joy? No! Being a neurotic person, I feel only anxiety. Why? Because all I could think about was, “How do I greet her?”
“Do I hug her? And do I hug her in that fake way or give her a real hug? Should I give her a kiss on the cheek? Will she think I’m too forward? Will her boyfriend get mad? Should I just shake her hand? Should I kiss her “French” style on both cheeks? Will she think me unfriendly if I don’t kiss her at all?”
Luckily she came and gave me a big hug so I didn’t have to worry anymore (until it was time to go home when the thoughts came up again).
I enjoy meeting other bloggers, but I don’t like feeling anxious. So, please help me and tell me now AHEAD OF TIME how you would like to be greeted — in case I ever meet you in person.
Would you like me to:
1) Hug you weakly?
2) Hug you strongly?
3) Kiss you once on the cheek?
4) Kiss you on both cheeks?
5) Kiss you on the lips?
6) Kiss you on the lips with tongue action?
7) Kiss you while feeling you up?
8) Kiss you while squeezing your ass?
9) Kiss you while grinding against you?
10) Shake your hand?
Thanks for your help.
And remember, tomorrow is Blog Appreciation Day. Show your love to another blogger! If you are sending a photo to someone, and you’re not afraid of revealing your location, show the daily newspaper or something specific so the person can feel proud that his blog is being read in Memphis or London, or wherever else you might live.
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