Much like the Pilgrims thanked the Indians after they had their first decent meal in the New World, I like to use Thanksgiving, not only as an excuse to stuff myself with turkey, but as an opportunity to thank the first blogger who ever commented on this blog.Â This individual is the one who transformed Citizen of the Month from a dopey journal where I write about nonsense to a… uh, dopey “blog” where I write about nonsense and others read it!
I can’t believe that I’ve been blogging for three years already, and I’m up to thanking my THIRD commenter. THREE YEARS?! Three years without getting a penny from blogging! Three years without feeling up one female blogger! What the hell am I doing this for?! But like those hardy Pilgrims, I continue on and face my demons, doing the hard work to build something worthwhile, never asking for thanks, just knowing that one day my ancestors will be in the Social Register, discriminating against YOU at the country clubs in Connecticut.
Oh, right. And for the comments. I love my commenters!
My first commenter with Terry Finley. It was a short relationship. After his one comment, we lost touch, and he abandoned his blog. Still, we always remember our first, don’t we?… unless it was really, really bad. But Terry was pretty nice. Here was his comment:
Nice blog. Thank you.
Our health is really important.
Check out my blog.
My blogging career was underway.
My SECOND commenter was The Reluctant Optimist (well, actually he was called something else at the time, but then he changed his name, worrying that his frequent posts about big-breasted women might sabatoge his work with the United States Military. He is very special to me, especially since he is a MALE reader who still reads this blog.
This is what I wrote about him last year:
At first glance, TRO and I have little in common. He is a Southerner, a former Air Force Officer who served with the Air Force Office of Special Investigations. But blogging can make strange bedfellows, and despite our differences in political views at times, we immediately bonded over our love for buxom brunettes. Now, THAT is what the true meaning of the blogosphere is all about. So, thank you TRO!
(TRO — Loved that recent photo of Selma Hayek (you’re never gonna get a date if you spell her name as Hyack. What an actress!)
Surprisingly, his first comment shows no evidence of our future friendship (or does it?):
Two problems with your post.
One, this was not hard news. It wasnâ€™t news at all. Evidently it was fiction.
Secondly, an inflammatory story like this can cause violence â€” especially in the middle-east where violence is inflamed quite easily. Comparing it to the questionable effects of a video game is faulty logic at best and disingenuous at worst.
And the Arab â€œstreetâ€ believes it because they keep hearing it from the liberal anti-American media as well as their own anti-American outlets.
That’s why blogging is so great. It always surprises you!
This year, I will thank my THIRD COMMENTER – Richard Heft.Â This is a unique situation, because Richard is actually a “real life” person, someone who knew me B.B. –“before blogging.”Â Â He was good friends with Sophia before she met me, and then we became friends.Â I onlyÂ have a few real-life friends who ever come to my blog.Â Â Although Richard doesn’t have a blog himself, he comes by every once in a while, showing off his brains and wit. Naturally, his first comment was about some esoteric foreign movies.
One of the problems with concepts like the YMDB is that you really need two lists: my list of â€œFavoriteâ€ films (which always starts with ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN) bears no resemblance to my list of â€œBestâ€ films ever made (which starts with TOKYO STORY, SUNRISE, OR CHILDREN OF PARADISE, depending on the phases of the moon).
Iâ€™ve never seen THE GREEN RAY (I assume itâ€™s a French adaptation of the Green Lantern comic book; what else COULD it be?), but Iâ€™ve always filed LIFE & DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP under â€œmammoth but minor.â€ Itâ€™s basically a long (long!) propaganda film, with memorable performances by Livesey and Walbrook, but Iâ€™ve never felt the urge to watch it a second time. For WWII-era Michael Powell movies, I much prefer A CANTERBURY TALE and THE 49TH PARALLEL.
And for you and Dinah to hook up, Neal, youâ€™re going to have to brush up your Mizoguchi and hone your Ozu.
Thank you, Richard, for being my third commenter and a good friend, even if no one understood what we were talking about during that post! And “Dinah” ended up being Communicatrix, but that’s another story.
Who was your first commenter? Or second? If you want to thank your first commenter for Thanksgiving, it’s easy. Just go all the way back into your archives and there he or she is — waiting for you!
My father loved watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. At the end, he would call me over, yelling all excitedly, “It’s Santa Claus!” I don’t understand why this middle-aged Jewish man loved Santa Claus so much. At the hospital he worked in, he dressed up as Santa Claus during every Christmas and went to the children’s ward to give gifts. He was the scrawniest Santa Claus ever,Â in hisÂ thick Woody Allen-type glasses.
Thanksgiving means the start of the Holiday Season, not only because Macy’s wants to sells me stuff, but because that’s how I remember it. I remember the enthusiasm of my father… and we didn’t even celebrate Christmas!
So, coming up LATER THIS WEEK — two announcements about upcoming events:
1) The First Blogger Holiday Arts and Crafts Sale (bloggers — sell your artwork, doo-dads, and knitted hats AS GIFTS — at the biggest promotional blog post ever! Right here on Citizen of the Month!)
And, of course… The 2007 Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert (can we make it even more fabulous than last year?!) I’ll try to improve on last year’s lame Hanukkah “Latkes song.” Take out those instruments and get ready to sing!
Jamelah, 2006 Christmahanukwanzaakah Concert Poster Girl