Ever since I moved back in with Sophia, she’s been trying to get me to move out of the house and into my own apartment. I’m always telling her that I’m too depressed to go through all the trouble of looking through the classifieds, etc.
Now I have something to admit to you. Sophia cleverly found a way to break me out of my depression. She threw this amazing virtual surprise birthday party for me, in which so many of you sent such lovely cards and gifts. All your kindness and friendship worked better than Prozac!
But here is the actual surprising part, and it is a little embarrassing to reveal, but — it wasn’t really my birthday! The entire event was all set up by Sophia as a last-ditch effort to “make me feel good,” right before our trip to Portland, so I wouldn’t have any excuses not to move out the house when we returned.
Isn’t Sophia devious, but amazingly clever? I’ve started visiting some vacancies today in Los Angeles with my mother, thanks to Sophia’s push (and with your generous help!)
Luckily, I have some other good news. My REAL birthday is coming up on April 12th! If you were unable to send a gift the first time, here is your opportunity to do so now! I would also love it if everyone who sent me a card or gift for my fake birthday, does it again for my authentic birthday. It would mean so much to me. All of you are such good friends!
Since I’m not sure if I’m going to be living with Sophia or in my new apartment in two weeks, please send all packages to Danny.
Thank you in advance for making my upcoming birthday on April 12th the best one I’ve ever had!