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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Tag Archives: birthdays
The Sixth Year of Blogging Begins
Today is my birthday. It is also the sixth anniversary of Citizen of the Month, which I began writing on March 7, 2005. Even thought I have republished this before, I will do it again. My first post from 2005– … Continue reading
Twitter Birthday Hell
I spent over an hour on Twitter this morning, wishing various bloggers a Happy Birthday. I’m only writing about this minor life experience because I think by exploring it with you, I will give you some insights into how my … Continue reading
A Master Class
Today is my mother’s birthday. This is her birthday card. It was a windy and lonely October evening. I was in my bedroom, the overhead lamp flickering, as I IM-ed with Allison, a New Hampshire woman who wrote a knitting … Continue reading
Birthday
Today is my birthday. If you asked me a year ago where I would be on my birthday, I certainly would never guess that I would be sitting in Boca Raton with my mother AND Sophia, who flew in all … Continue reading
A Birthday Chick-Lit Tale: The Royal Bra
Thanks for all the cool photos! I know that this is going to sound sappy, but I can’t think of a BETTER birthday present than having you come to this site and actually READ the nonsense I write. So, thanks. … Continue reading
Happiness Project, Day Four: Send in the Bras
The Official “Bras for Happiness” badge Neil: Hey, Penis, you want to come out and play? Neil’s Penis: Nah, I’m depressed. Neil: Wow, I never heard you say that before. I thought you NEVER got depressed. Neil’s Penis: Well, you’ve … Continue reading
Sunday Brunch
Sunday was Hilly’s birthday. We met Hilly and SJ for Sunday Brunch. Here Sophia is teaching Hilly how they drink mimosas in Europe, Bruderschaft style. (photo by SJ) SJ and I in a competitive smiling match. (photo by Sophia) Hilly … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General, Life with Sophia, Los Angeles
Tagged birthdays, Hilly, home decor
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April 12th
Ever since I moved back in with Sophia, she’s been trying to get me to move out of the house and into my own apartment. I’m always telling her that I’m too depressed to go through all the trouble … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Life with Sophia
Tagged apologies, birthdays, generous bloggers, marriage
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There’s More?
Thank you everyone who wrote something for my birthday. I certainly didn’t expect THIS. Your kindness is even better than getting any naked photos. Special thanks to Colleen for setting up “my” carnival. I’m blushing from all the attention. Sophia … Continue reading



