Category Archives: Movies and Television

If I Was Married to Hellga from American Gladiators

I’m waiting… for that apology… Does this joust go with my shoes? You know I don’t like green peppers in my kung pao chicken! Why must you always flirt with Fury in my presence? I thought your mother was staying … Continue reading

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Vote for Me… Or Else

I woke up this morning and saw a large manila package outside our door.  I opened the door, still in my underwear, and took it.  It was for Sophia.  Since she was still sleeping,  I took the initiative to open … Continue reading

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Dancing with the Stars – Live!

  “Dance is the hidden language of the soul.” — dancer and choreographer Martha Graham “The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and … Continue reading

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We’re Dancing with the Stars

Sophia got us the hottest tickets in town — today’s taping of the finale of “Dancing With the Stars.”  We need to dress up, first, because they make you, and second, because we notice that only the good-looking people get … Continue reading

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They Watch Desperate Housewives in Manila?

  I am so glad that the producers of “Desperate Housewives” have apologized for the racial slur against Filipino medical professionals that was on the show’s first episode of this season. In the season premiere that aired Sunday on ABC, … Continue reading

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Stereotypes about African-Americans: True or False

1) All black people say “M-Fer.” True or False? From the Huffington Post: During the September 19 edition of his nationally syndicated radio program, discussing his recent trip to have dinner with Rev. Al Sharpton at Sylvia’s, a famous restaurant … Continue reading

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Online Pick-Up Artist

If you’ve ever seen “The Pick-Up Artist” on VH1, you know that a world-class pick-up artist like Mystery can meet, attract, and seduce beautiful women through using the proven principles of his seduction techniques. In his reality series, Mystery, shares … Continue reading

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Age of Love

“Does age matter in love? Hi, welcome to NBC’s summer show Age of Love. I’m your host, Mark Conseulos. You may remember me as the hunky but safe Latino hearthrob, Mateo Santos, from “All My Children,” until I left the … Continue reading

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Doin’ the Pigeon

Thanks for reading the baby pigeon saga. It really happened! Although we should probably do something about the problem of his parents, who are creating havoc with our cable –

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Coming This Summer on FOX: Are You Smarter Than An Octogenarian?

Match your wits against Sam, a retired accountant from Encino. Sample questions: Who is this woman? – What are these children playing? – What was this “machine” called? – Cool news story of the day:  Nola Ochs, 95, to be oldest … Continue reading

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