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Category Archives: Movies and Television
It’s a Wrap
The TCM film festival is over. It was a blast. There was such a varied audience at the screenings — from twenty-something hipsters to senior citizens. Thank you Jane Devin for the intro to the cool people at GM. By … Continue reading
Four Movies a Day
In “A Star is Born,” the first film showed at the TCM Classic Film Festival, James Mason “discovers” Judy Garland and arranges for her to get a screen test. He tells her that her life is about to be changed … Continue reading
TCM Classic Film Festival
After years in Los Angeles, I finally made it to the red carpet of a star-studded premiere. And ironically, it was blogging that brought me there. Danny and I are attending the TCM Classic Film Festival, thanks to the recommendation … Continue reading
The Housing Market
(the following is written after watching a commercial for a horror movie on TV. I was taking Nyquil) A young couple is being shown a three bedroom home in Long Island by a realtor. YOUNG WOMAN: I love it. The … Continue reading
The Orthodox Jewish Guy Outside the Supermarket
I went down to Pathmark Supermarket to buy whole wheat hamburger buns and some bottles of Snapple. In front of the entrance, was an Orthodox Jew handing out leaflets. He was wearing a yarmulke and tzitzit, a traditional fringed garment worn under … Continue reading
Posted in Jewish, Movies and Television, New York City
Tagged Chabad, conversion, Jews, Orthodox, proselytizing, religion
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Bad Dialogue
The “love scene” from my latest screenplay, a romance titled “The Secret Affair of the Mommyblogger”: The couple meet in his car, which is parked outside the “other” suburban Bed, Bath, and Beyond – the one the neighbors DON’T go … Continue reading
The Pure Imagination of the Golden Ticket
Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka! I shake you warmly by the hand! Tremendous things are in store for you! Many wonderful surprises await you! For now, I do invite you to … Continue reading
Posted in Gossip and Celebrities, Los Angeles, Movies and Television
Tagged Mike Teavee, Paris Themmen, Willy Wonka
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Movies Based On Comic Books
I’ve never done this before, but this post is really for just one person, my childhood friend, Tuck, who I know reads this blog. I went to the movies today and the studios are already promoting their summer movies. It seems … Continue reading
Dancing with the Stars Recap
Did you all see Dancing with the Stars on Monday night? What did you think? The show just gets better and better. (note: read with sarcasm) Here’s my weekly recap: Tonight on Dancing with the Stars, Marlee Matlin’s Samba was … Continue reading
Oprah’s Big Give
I watched this show on Sunday: Oprah’s Big Give. The very concept of the show made me uncomfortable: An Amazing Race reality show where contestants compete by seeing who can give away the most stuff to poor, miserable, and … Continue reading


