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Category Archives: Movies and Television
Let’s Remake Arthur Again
If I know my movie-buff friend, Danny, he has already complained about the remake of the perfectly fine 1981 comedy, Arthur, one of the most popular films from that decade. The story, about a happy drunk who stands to lose … Continue reading
Christmas Movie Pitch
“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” Premise: So many parents today feel that they are “lying” to their kids if they tell their kids that there really is a Santa Claus, so a generation of children are growing up without … Continue reading
It’s a Wrap
The TCM film festival is over. It was a blast. There was such a varied audience at the screenings — from twenty-something hipsters to senior citizens. Thank you Jane Devin for the intro to the cool people at GM. By … Continue reading
Live from TCM Classic Film Festival!
I expected blogging to take me to new places, but filming a promotional video for Buick on Hollywood Boulevard is certainly a very weird and exciting surprise! It was a surreal experience There are so many classic Buicks in these … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Movies and Television
Tagged Buick, TCM Classic Film Festival
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Four Movies a Day
In “A Star is Born,” the first film showed at the TCM Classic Film Festival, James Mason “discovers” Judy Garland and arranges for her to get a screen test. He tells her that her life is about to be changed … Continue reading
TCM Classic Film Festival
After years in Los Angeles, I finally made it to the red carpet of a star-studded premiere. And ironically, it was blogging that brought me there. Danny and I are attending the TCM Classic Film Festival, thanks to the recommendation … Continue reading
The Housing Market
(the following is written after watching a commercial for a horror movie on TV. I was taking Nyquil) A young couple is being shown a three bedroom home in Long Island by a realtor. YOUNG WOMAN: I love it. The … Continue reading
The Orthodox Jewish Guy Outside the Supermarket
I went down to Pathmark Supermarket to buy whole wheat hamburger buns and some bottles of Snapple. In front of the entrance, was an Orthodox Jew handing out leaflets. He was wearing a yarmulke and tzitzit, a traditional fringed garment worn under … Continue reading
Posted in Jewish, Movies and Television, New York City
Tagged Chabad, conversion, Jews, Orthodox, proselytizing, religion
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Bad Dialogue
The “love scene” from my latest screenplay, a romance titled “The Secret Affair of the Mommyblogger”: The couple meet in his car, which is parked outside the “other” suburban Bed, Bath, and Beyond – the one the neighbors DON’T go … Continue reading
The Pure Imagination of the Golden Ticket
Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka! I shake you warmly by the hand! Tremendous things are in store for you! Many wonderful surprises await you! For now, I do invite you to … Continue reading
Posted in Gossip and Celebrities, Los Angeles, Movies and Television
Tagged Mike Teavee, Paris Themmen, Willy Wonka
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