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Category Archives: Movies and Television
Age of Love
“Does age matter in love? Hi, welcome to NBC’s summer show Age of Love. I’m your host, Mark Conseulos. You may remember me as the hunky but safe Latino hearthrob, Mateo Santos, from “All My Children,” until I left the … Continue reading
Posted in Movies and Television
Tagged Age of Love, dating, Mark Philippoussis, NBC, Reality television
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Doin’ the Pigeon
Thanks for reading the baby pigeon saga. It really happened! Although we should probably do something about the problem of his parents, who are creating havoc with our cable –
Posted in Movies and Television
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Coming This Summer on FOX: Are You Smarter Than An Octogenarian?
Match your wits against Sam, a retired accountant from Encino. Sample questions: Who is this woman? – What are these children playing? – What was this “machine” called? – Cool news story of the day: Nola Ochs, 95, to be oldest … Continue reading
Posted in Movies and Television
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The Sanjaya of the Blogosphere
My mother arrived in Los Angeles today, in preparation for Passover next week. After she unpacked, Sophia and I showed her all of the birthday cards that I received from other bloggers. “You see, Mom, friendship is more important … Continue reading
Apology to the City of Portland
I have many faults, but I try to own up to my mistakes, and apologize when warranted. I had a wonderful time in Portland. It is a beautiful city with excellent beer and fine citizens. I was especially impressed with … Continue reading
Posted in Life with Sophia, Movies and Television
Tagged Miss Oregon, Miss USA, Portland
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Sophia Went to Temple with the Satin Slayer
Someone has been killing half of the town of Pine Valley on “All My Children,” including the beloved Dixie Martin. This week, the mysterious and villainous “Satin Slayer” was revealed as Billionaire Alexander Cambias Sr.! Not only was Alexander Cambias … Continue reading
Live-Blogging the 1987 Academy Awards
I was going to live-blog the 2007 Academy Awards telecast, but I noticed that at least two thousand other bloggers were doing the same thing, so in my quest to be different, I will live-blog the 1987 Academy Awards … Continue reading
Dixie Martin: R.I.P.
The continuing saga of how Neil met Sophia on the internet has been canceled today for a special bulletin: Dixie Martin, beloved wife of Tad Martin and mother of J.R. Chandler, died today, January 29, 2007, in Pine Valley, after … Continue reading
Posted in Movies and Television
Tagged ABC daytime, All My Children, AMC, Cady McClain, Cady's Confessions, Dixie Martin, life, Life in General, soap operas
46 Comments
How Jack Bauer Has Ruined My Life
7AM – Los Angeles After using the bathroom, Jack Bauer hears screams from his separated wife, Sophia. “Jack, Jack! The toilet is overflowing!” Within a second, Jack has pushed Sophia aside and jumped into the bathroom. Jack shoves his bare foot … Continue reading
Posted in Life with Sophia, Movies and Television
Tagged 24, Jack Bauer, overflowing toilets, plumbers
51 Comments
Fame!
Jonas Salk and Paris Hilton There is no TV show that irritates me more than 20/20, the ABC News “Magazine,” especially when John Stossel does one of his famous investigative reports. The “research” always reminds me of something I once … Continue reading
Posted in Gossip and Celebrities, Movies and Television, News and Politics
Tagged 20/20, celebrity, fame, Fame Junkies, Jake Halpern, John Stossel, Jonas Salk, Paris Hilton
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