Category Archives: Sex

Boys into Men

Posted on October 10, 2008 by Neil

Back in August, Twenty Four at Heart published a post about male/female communication and sex. Most of those who commented were women, and they seemed to agree that men were crazed horndogs who thought about sex ALL the time. At … Continue reading →

Posted in Men and Women, Sex | Tagged | 44 Comments

The Sexy Email Exchange

Posted on September 3, 2008 by Neil

Hi, this is Neil’s Talking Penis.  Remember when I used to post ALL the time on “Citizen of the Month?”  You haven’t heard from me in quite a while.   Why?   Well, frankly, there has been nothing to report.  Unlike … Continue reading →

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Bad Dialogue

Posted on August 12, 2008 by Neil

The “love scene” from my latest screenplay, a romance titled “The Secret Affair of the Mommyblogger”: The couple meet in his car, which is parked outside the “other” suburban Bed, Bath, and Beyond – the one the neighbors DON’T go … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies and Television, Sex | Tagged , | 37 Comments

Sex in the Male City (in honor of BlogHim ’08)

Posted on July 17, 2008 by Neil

New York City may have nine million residents, but it is a small town when it comes to meeting available women.  Or at least so it seems when we go out on the town.  At a half past ten, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Men and Women, New York City, Sex | Tagged , , , | 33 Comments

xoxoxo

Posted on July 6, 2008 by Neil

One aspect of blogging I enjoy is taking some random element and squeezing it until it runs dry.  Such is the case with my web-cam.  So, until I return to reality, let me continue living in a fantasy world until … Continue reading →

Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Sex | Tagged , , | 36 Comments

This Time, It’s For the Women

Posted on July 3, 2008 by Neil

The big question on my mind after yesterday’s post was “What type of pornography do women like?”  After doing extensive research and interviewing several female bloggers on Facebook chat while offering unsuccessfully to show them my new “web-cam,” I now … Continue reading →

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A Critical Look at this Porno Clip

Posted on July 1, 2008 by Neil

OK, I’m not going to lie.  I read about this website today that is called “a YouTube for pornography,” so I took a little “peek” to see what it was all about.  Believe it or not, I try to avoid … Continue reading →

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Bad “Sexy Email” Advice

Posted on June 24, 2008 by Neil

The internet is one big vat of useless advice given by experts who know sh*t.   You would think a guy could learn something useful from being online.  After all, I don’t just want to spend all my time online reading … Continue reading →

Posted in Misc. Humor, Sex | Tagged | 33 Comments

Saturday, May 24th

Posted on May 25, 2008 by Neil

MORNING In the morning, I went to see an apartment that is being rented.  This is a big step for me.  I’ve been telling you that I’m moving out for… about six months now.   To make the whole situation more … Continue reading →

Posted in Life in General, Los Angeles, Sex | Tagged , , , , | 36 Comments

A Five Minute Long Wild Sex Comedy

Posted on April 27, 2008 by Neil

– starring Neil, Sophia, Neil’s Mom, several half-naked girls from Queens, and introducing Moondog, as Neil’s surfer dude buddy. FADE IN: INT. DON CARLOS’ FISH TACOS – REDONDO BEACH – DAY Neil and Moondog have just finished hanging ten at … Continue reading →

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