Since I seem to be having a mild nervous breakdown online ranting about everything under the sun, there is only one solution: get offline for a week!
I have never had any guest posters before on my blog. But you are in luck. I have arranged for FIVE of the finest and most popular bloggers to take my place on Citizen of the Month next week, all of them extremely well-respected and well-loved for their wit and wisdom. I am truly honored to have them replace me here at my home.
Starting at 1PM EST (10AM PST) today – THIS MEANS #1 WILL BE THE FIRST PERSON TO COMMENT AT 1PM, NOT THE FIRST COMMENT IN THE MORNING — July 31st, the first five people FROM THAT POINT — new readers included — who write this comment — “I want to guest post on Citizen of the Month” will have the opportunity to write guest posts here next week.
But beware: I will be choosing your topic.