Good morning,Â guest posters.Â Â Here are your topics for next week.Â Â Do us proud!Â Â Email your work to me when it is done.Â Â Like hell I trust you with my blog’s password.
“How I Would Explain the Internet to John Adams (And What I Would CookÂ Him For Dinner)”
by Rhea of The Boomer Chronicles
“I Woke Up Today with a Penis!Â Can my Marriage Survive?” Â
by Marinka of Motherhood in NYC
“If I Could Only Bring One Carry-On Luggage to Heaven — What Will Be Inside?”Â
by CharmingDriver of Charming Bitch
“What I Can Teach Neil abut Making a Women Really Really Happy”Â
by Linsey of Uncouth Heathen
“My FirstÂ Day as the Chicago Cubs New Mascot To Attract More Gay Men to the Park– the Chicago Red Hot”Â Â
by Fort Knocks of Impatiens
Since I seem to be having a mild nervous breakdown online ranting about everything under the sun, there is only one solution: get offline for a week!
I have never had any guest posters before on my blog. But you are in luck. I have arranged for FIVE of the finest and most popular bloggers to take my place on Citizen of the Month next week, all of them extremely well-respected and well-loved for their wit and wisdom. I am truly honored to have them replace me here at my home.
Starting at 1PM EST (10AM PST) today – THIS MEANS #1 WILL BEÂ THE FIRST PERSON TO COMMENT AT 1PM, NOT THE FIRST COMMENT IN THE MORNING — July 31st, the first five people FROM THAT POINT — new readers included — who write this comment — “I want to guest post on Citizen of the Month” will have the opportunity to write guest posts here next week.
But beware: I will be choosing your topic.