Good morning, guest posters.  Here are your topics for next week.  Do us proud!  Email your work to me when it is done.  Like hell I trust you with my blog’s password.
Monday
“How I Would Explain the Internet to John Adams (And What I Would Cook Him For Dinner)”
by Rhea of The Boomer Chronicles
Tuesday
“I Woke Up Today with a Penis! Can my Marriage Survive?” Â
by Marinka of Motherhood in NYC
Wednesday
“If I Could Only Bring One Carry-On Luggage to Heaven — What Will Be Inside?”Â
by CharmingDriver of Charming Bitch
Thursday
“What I Can Teach Neil abut Making a Women Really Really Happy”Â
by Linsey of Uncouth Heathen
Friday
“My First Day as the Chicago Cubs New Mascot To Attract More Gay Men to the Park– the Chicago Red Hot” Â
by Fort Knocks of Impatiens