“I woke up with a penis on the last day of my life, wondering what to pack for heaven. I won’t have to cook dinner, make Neil happy anymore, or go to work at the ballpark! I’m ALREADY in heaven. Now I’m going to load this suitcase with Belgian beer and get ready to party with the prophets and all their wives!”

See, I’ve got you covered. And I did it in the comments box. Everyone else has next week off too! : )

By V-Grrrl on 08.01.08 8:09 am

I love it when you let your evil genius out to play.

By Jennifer on 08.01.08 8:58 am

John *Quincy* Adams would have been much funnier.

By Rattling the Kettle on 08.01.08 10:31 am

Hello! It’s a series of tubes!

By pam on 08.01.08 10:46 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

Pam, U R 2 clever.

By Neil on 08.01.08 11:03 am

Man, I wish I hadn’t come late to the party.

I really would have wanted Tuesday’s topic. :-]

By jon deal on 08.01.08 12:54 pm

I can’t wait!

By mp on 08.01.08 3:30 pm

I can’t wait!!

By kenju on 08.01.08 5:35 pm

“I Woke Up Today with a Penis! Can my Marriage Survive?”

I WANTED THAT TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Dana on 08.01.08 6:23 pm

Neil, you’re a genius. A historical topic for me. Very fitting. I’m working on it. Will have it to you by Sunday night.

By Rhea on 08.02.08 10:37 am

Neil, while I do look forward to these posts, I will miss you…

By Annie on 08.02.08 3:27 pm

John Adams would get quesadillas at my house. Which, ironically, is exactly what would be in my carry on bag.

By Momo Fali on 08.02.08 5:13 pm

I can’t find the Guy Kawasaki post.

By Black Hockey Jesus on 08.03.08 1:17 pm