My motherÂ flew back to New York today.Â Thanks, Mom, nice having you.Â We’ll make the Getty Center next time!
But, to be honest, it was nice to have her go.Â I looked forward to some quiet time.Â Â Of course, the gods had other plans for my life.Â Sophia woke up today with a cold (second time in two months, poor thing!).Â Â She had to work this morning, which only made her worse.Â In the afternoon, I was about to go out and buy her some cold medicine when she told me to wait.Â Â Sophia is a born researcher and didn’t just want any old cold medicine.Â SheÂ researched online to learn what others thinkÂ is theÂ BEST cold medicine du jour.Â So, here’s the lowdown — in 2007, Tylenol Cold and Benedryl are as “out” as Michael Richards once-flourishing television career.Â The new headliners are Tavist D and Drixoral.Â
OK, good enough.Â Off I went to Vons, my local supermarket.Â Â Â How do people ever choose a cold medicine?Â There are literally a 100 different brands in different packaging — 12 hour, 24 hour, caplets, liquids, maximum strength, cold and allergy, cold alone, etc…Â Strangely, Vons had every cold medicine under the sun, except for the two brands I wanted.Â
I drove over to CVS Pharmacy.Â They had an even bigger selection of products, but NOT Tavist D or Drixoral.Â Â It seemed as if these medicines were selling out as fast as that Elmo toy at Christmas.
I went to Walgreen’s.Â I could not believe it.Â They DIDN’T have it either.Â Surely, something was amiss.Â I waited in line to “consult” with the pharmacist.Â In Walgreen’s commercials, the pharmacist is always a friendly older man who looks like he would come to your house andÂ make you some chicken soupÂ you if he had the chance.Â Â This pharmacist was a mean-looking young Filipino woman.
“I’ve been looking all over for Tavist D or Drixoral, but I can’t seem to find it.” I said.Â “Is there a substitute I can use?”
“We do have them.”
“At the counter.” she snarled.
“No, BEHIND THE FRONT COUNTER!Â California law!”
I called Sophia, who made fun of me.Â Apparently it was a big news story last year.Â Tavist D, Drixoral, and several other cold remedies contain Pseudoephedrine, and drug usersÂ were using these pills to get high.Â NowÂ pharmacies keep them behind the front counter.
“I don’t remember this news story.” I said to Sophia.
“You were probably too busy blogging at the time.” she answered.
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