Oral Fixation



HOTDAVE23:  Mmmm… U R HOT… cough…  What are U… cough cough… wearing now?

2SEXYJUDY:  Just my… cough cough… sexiest… cough cough… THONG…

HOTDAVE23:  Wow…cough… R U as… cough .. TURNED ON as… cough…  I am?

2SEXYJUDY:  U make me so… cough cough… WET.   I want your BIG… cough… HARD… cough… whoops, I dropped the.. cough… damn… cough… ashtray into my… cough cough… daughter's crib… BRB

Conversation overheard at DatingforSmokers.com. 

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34 Responses to Oral Fixation

  1. Dagny says:

    Hmmmm. I don’t recall ever coughing, or at least not that much.

  2. Fitèna says:

    LOL! I love this! Where do you get the inspiration from!?


  3. jackt says:

    I dunno about the oral fixation. I am fixated on the pic. I need to get out more.

  4. Wenchy says:

    *cough* that was funny.

  5. ChickyBabe says:

    I think I need a ciggie after this!

  6. mariemm3 says:

    I’m imagining a wheeze and an inhaler in there somehwere… oops that’s dating for old smokers.

    You’re too funny!

  7. justrun says:

    Yuck. For several reasons.

  8. MA says:

    How can she smoke and stand in those heels?

  9. Pearl says:

    And if a couple meets on DatingForSmokers.com, date for a while, then break up, do they ever try to “patch” things up?

  10. Scarlet says:

    Aren’t you supposed to smoke AFTER the deed?

  11. scott says:

    You’re a Cancer?! Wow! Me too!

    Hello, Neil.

  12. disillusive says:

    hey scott why do u write “hello neil” at the end of every comment? just wondering lol.

  13. scott says:

    They think it’s a tumor, Disillusive.

  14. So glad I quit smoking years ago. Couldn’t imagine kissing a smoker – icky.

  15. ROFLMAO!!! Damn, I have to quit smoking!
    *giggling* Where DO you come up with this stuff?!


  16. Neil says:

    Note to readers: This piece is written for the American market, which is vehemently anti-smoking, so much so that you can’t smoke anymore on many California beaches! This is not intended as a commentary against my kind-hearted European, Asian, and Israeli readers who still enjoy the art of smoking a cigarette. When you smoke, it is still very sexy. Cough.

  17. Melissa says:

    Little is sexier than a man with a great big oxygen bottle…

  18. stephanie says:

    yeah, yeah, yeah…

    i got my smoking donkey today.

    guess i’m not quitting anytime soon.

  19. AWE says:

    I think I went out with her once.

  20. Jacynth says:

    Do you think she had one of those holes in her throat? I think that’s the nastiest image: smoking out of one of those. UGH! I must go vomit now.

  21. treespotter says:

    so you call yourself hotdave23?

  22. Tatyana says:

    Neil, have you been hiding behind my curtains 2 weeks ago, during a friendly visit by a mutual acquaintance/blogger?

  23. party girl says:

    that’s so hot….

  24. never smoked and after seeing that pic, i’m not about too, a little too “hot” for me.

  25. Lauren says:

    I wonder if this post would be as charming if it were http://www.heroineaddixdating.com

    Just a thought.

    Nicotine Kisses.

  26. Elisabeth says:

    If there is anything sexy about that babe – I truly can’t find it, even though she’s got all the trappings. And if she’s a man’s fantasy, yikes, I’ll never ever meet that standard (I bet she doesn’t have a PhD! Ok – maybe she does. Bitch!)

    If I were 100% assured that smoking is not bad for you, I would go out right now and buy a pack of cigarettes – and there’s nothing better than those French cigarettes, I guarantee you! But I gave it up for good a while back, and I’m not about to start again.

  27. helen says:

    Hi Neil!!!

    I quit last year and I think I’m enjoying life more!

  28. Leah says:

    It’s just like licking an ashtray.

    As they say…

  29. Nancy says:

    Cough. Anyone see that flick “Thank you for Smoking?”

    I haven’t either.


  30. Dustin says:

    Ashtray in my daughters crib…Oh.Dear.Lord.

  31. Desireous says:

    Oh my! I’m so glad I don’t smoke any more!


  32. smoking sucks (well tobacco, at least)

    i remember in college hooking up with smokers, freaking gross tasting

    i love these no smoking indoors laws

  33. Patns says:

    I forgot what I was going to say because I’m too busy smoking.

  34. What an inspiring blog you wrote! I totally like the useful info shared in the blog.jewelry has become the hot fashion in the modern trend.

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