I hate all you bloggers out there. All you ever talk about is:
“Me, me, me. Read me! Read me!”
And I’m no better. I’m like a trained monkey typing away to amuse a bunch of ungrateful strangers.
At least Stephanie Klein gets paid to write.
Or if at least I got to sleep with some hot female blogger — that would make blogging worth the trouble.
Like that stopped her from jumping into the sack with that real estate attorney last September.
I noticed Lynn started a Poetry Thursday segment. I hate poetry, but I wrote one anyway.
Dark, Dark, Dark
It Makes me Weary,
Just Thinkin’ About
I would quit blogging right now, but I’m too wishy-washy to make my own decision. That’s why I’m going to let Fate decide. Whoever writes the
FIRST SECOND THIRD comment — I want you to tell me whether to continue blogging or to quit immediately.
YOUR DECISION will be final. You will decide the future of “Citizen of the Month.”