A Good Excuse for No Post Today
Nothing new today, but not because I’m lazy. Like a network TV producer, Sophia wished that her post wasn’t stuck in the weekend timeslot.
Me: "So what do you want me to do?"
Sophia: "Keep it up through Monday."
Me: "But they’ve seen it already. I don’t want Brooke to get bored and move on to some other guy’s blog. I have to keep on producing new material all the time."
Sophia: "Just one more day. I like meeting all your readers."
Me: "Yeah, and what’s in it for me?"
Sophia: "I’ll let you come over tonight to watch "Entourage."
Me: "I don’t even like that show. You do."
Sophia: "I’ll let you see me naked for five minutes before the start of the show."
Here’s the link to the previous post.
Tags: blogging, marriage
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It’s nice to see you’ve retained such a sweet relationship to each other.
By Anne on 08.22.05 2:22 am
I think, like “I Love Lucy,” you two need your own long-running, go-down-in-history/herstory
sitcom/drama/educational TV program on the Life Network. (maybe you don’t have Life Network in the U.S., so okay, it’ll just run on Canadian TV)
By Pearl on 08.22.05 4:13 am
We need an excuse not to post?
By JJ MacMillan on 08.22.05 5:39 am
JJ - I once didn’t answer my phone all day because the battery went out and Sophia and my mother thought I was dead or sick. I didn’t want you to worry. I worry when you don’t post. Please call and leave a message if you’re not going to post one day. That goes for everyone.
By Neil on 08.22.05 6:41 am
I can’t post every day. I am just not clever enough.
However, should I not post for three days in a row, please send police to my house as it is likely that the cats have started to eat me.
By kris on 08.22.05 8:00 am
Posting every single day can become it’s own monster sitting in the corner demanding more and more of your time and energy. I used to be a pretty well rounded guy, now I’m just round.
Ben O.
http://everyothernamehasbeentaken.blogspot.com/
By Ben O. on 08.22.05 9:05 am
Oh just give it up you two and move back in with each other… neither of you are any good to the real single folks *w*
By anonymous city girl on 08.22.05 9:07 am
If I had to wait until I had something clever to say I might not ever post.
By Melliferous on 08.22.05 9:23 am
ha! like meatloaf…you will do anything for love…
By amanda on 08.22.05 10:09 am
I would watch so much more TV if my girlfriend did this for me. Congrats.
By justin on 08.22.05 11:52 am
Dear Neil,
There are lots of days when I am not going to post. My reasons are as follows:
1) feeling stupid
2) having sex
3) too busy wishing I were having sex to be able to come up with something to talk about OTHER then sex
4) napping
5) trying to have a life so I have something else to write about
I am very sorry if I have frightened you in any way.
Sincerely,
Jill
By introspectre on 08.22.05 12:20 pm
Again, that Sophia is hilarious! When does she get her own spinoff?
By M.A. on 08.22.05 2:00 pm
excellent idea!!! … EXCELLENT! … *tapping fingers together in Mr. Burns fashion*
Sophia needs a spin-off!!
C’mon Sophia! We want you to have your own blog, too.
By modigli on 08.23.05 9:26 am
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