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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Tag Archives: Photoshop
Word and Image
I am in McDonald’s staring at a poster for the new McRib sandwich. The photo shows this huge, juicy, succulent rib — the size of half a cow. The photo is just begging you to buy a McRib. Although I … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Art and Design
Tagged manipulation, photography, Photoshop, writing
24 Comments
Happiness: A Photoshop Tutorial
My mother was a little worried about me today, so I decided to take some action to make her feel better. Luckily, I’ve gotten pretty proficient in Adobe Photoshop over the years. Here’s a handy little tutorial in using Photoshop … Continue reading
Unretouched
Some of you may have noticed that during the day, I changed the photo at my last post from a stock photo to one where I am wearing the purple bathrobe. This photo is me is un-retouched. No filters. No … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Life with Sophia
Tagged manliness, masculinity, Photoshop, retouched photo, vanity
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I Am a Camera
I’ve never been much of a photographer. I honestly think the problem is one of assertiveness. Taking photos of the world around you requires some chutzpah, some “balls.” To take a photo of a stranger, or even a tree requires … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General, Products
Tagged digital cameras, Flickr, photography, Photoshop, Susan Sontag
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