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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
He lives in NYC or LA -- he's not sure yet. He can be contacted at neilochka on yahoo.
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Tag Archives: marriage
How We Are Doing
Many of you have emailed lately asking, “How are you and Sophia doing being apart?” I am so glad that you asked. Although being apart is difficult, it also gives us the opportunity for change — so both of us … Continue reading
Sophia Says “Hi”
I do miss her. Even if being apart is the best route. I enjoy my “freedom,” but it can get lonely. I enjoy looking at everyone’s BlogHer cleavage on Flickr, but it isn’t the same as touching the warmth and … Continue reading
Alas, Jet Airliner to NY
Posted in Life with Sophia
Tagged Jetliner, LA-NY, marriage, separation, Steve Miller Band
17 Comments
New Chapter
As I begin this new chapter in my life, I promise to be honest and open with you, hiding nothing, although I will leave it to your imagination to figure out if I am wearing pants or not.
One Month in NY?
This week, my posts will be piss poor. I may just skip days. Hey, it’s just a blog. Why am I being such a downer about the quality of Citizen of the Month? I’m always so good with my blog … Continue reading
The Ram
When unconditional love fades, it doesn’t melt away like the Wicked Witch after she is splashed with a bucket of water. It happens slower, in a more painful way. Like the drip drip drip of Chinese water torture. I was … Continue reading
Saturday, May 24th
MORNING In the morning, I went to see an apartment that is being rented. This is a big step for me. I’ve been telling you that I’m moving out for… about six months now. To make the whole situation more … Continue reading
Posted in Life in General, Los Angeles, Sex
Tagged frustration, marriage, screenwriting, separation, Target
36 Comments
Hug
I’ve been sleeping in the living room for the last few weeks. On Saturday, I woke up a 3AM and I couldn’t handle it anymore. I’m a man, with manly needs. I climbed the stairs to the bedroom. I was … Continue reading
A Five Minute Long Wild Sex Comedy
– starring Neil, Sophia, Neil’s Mom, several half-naked girls from Queens, and introducing Moondog, as Neil’s surfer dude buddy. FADE IN: INT. DON CARLOS’ FISH TACOS – REDONDO BEACH – DAY Neil and Moondog have just finished hanging ten at … Continue reading
Posted in Literary, Misc. Humor, Sex
Tagged marriage, misery, nonsense, Queens, separation, Sex
20 Comments
Marital Thought of the Day
Don’t make your spouse your best friend. Who do you talk to when you want to talk about your spouse or your best friend?



