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Neil Kramer explores the humorous side of family, friendship, love, and sex, and the dangerous art of writing about it.
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Marketing Idea
Prologue – I deleted this post on Friday, five minutes after I published it, thinking it stupid, but of course, I forgot that the minute you hit the publish button, off it flies onto the top perch of the Google … Continue reading
Doing Things Backwards
I had a dream last night, a plan for online success. In the dream, I quit Twitter and Facebook. I delete everyone from my blogroll. Except for one woman. I use my blog to woo her, day in and day … Continue reading
Mommybloggers: The Next Generation
(OK pre-post information — just so there isn’t confusion with readers. The LA Times article about the cheerleaders is real, as are the quotes in italics. Everything else is made up, including the stuff about the mother and cheerleader daughter … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Blogging and the Internet
Tagged influencers, marketing, mommyblogging
18 Comments
My Wii Story
Have you guys tried Wii yet? It is totally different than any other video game. It is so much, much more! Here is my Wii story and how I got involved with the nice people at Nintendo – I was … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing, Blogging and the Internet, Products
Tagged contests, marketing, My Wii Story, Nintendo, Wii
81 Comments
The Secret
“Thou shalt not covet your neighbor’s house” spoke God, and a lightening bolt hit the table and ingrained the tenth commandment in stone for eternity. Moses, his hair turned white from being in the presence of God, shook in fear. … Continue reading
Posted in Literary, Products
Tagged marketing, nonsense, philosophy, Rhonda Byrne, self-help, snake oil, The Secret
53 Comments
April Fool’s Day Prank
Psst… hey. It’s Neil’s Penis here. Neil is asleep so I have to whisper. Saturday is my favorite holiday – April Fool’s Day. And I’m thinking of playing a little trick on Neil, right here on this blog. Are you … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, Sex
Tagged April Fool's Day, blogging, Literary, marketing, promotion
49 Comments
Call Me
Last week, I made fun of businesses that “pay” bloggers to talk about their products. I became a hero to consumer advocates everywhere, a Ralph Nader of the blogosphere. That exact night, in a bizarre twist of fate, I received … Continue reading
Posted in Products, Sex
Tagged Citizen of the Month, condoms, marketing, salesmanship, Sprint Ambassador, Trojan Brand
44 Comments
This is NOT a Blog Anymore
Over the weekend, I purposely avoided reading blogs written by women in order to explore the world of male blogging. Here are a few of my insights: 1) Too many men write about too many boring subjects — like computer … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging and the Internet, New York City
Tagged blog networks, blogging, IBM, marketing, New York Magazine, shpritz, shpritzing, Walmart
66 Comments
Marketers, Over Here!
As if I don’t have enough spammers and perverts scanning my website, now I learn that marketing companies are using high-tech methods to scan my Web log for "valuable insights" into the consumer market. U.S. companies using new blog analysis … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising and Marketing
Tagged blog scanning, marketing, Ragu, trends, Umbria Communications, web buzz
8 Comments



