Are my current posts so boring that everyone seems to be reading my entries from… 2006?Â
First I received that nice emailÂ from the Sun-Maid raisin girl about a post from that year.Â Today, I received a different type ofÂ response to aÂ “humorous” post I wrote in May 2006 titled “Seven Reasons to Abolish Mother’s Day.”
You are, by far, the biggest loser that has ever lived. I challange you to a debate on the reason for mothers. Obviously, yours has failed you and you are tainted in your view of mothers. What about fatherâ€™s day??? How many have bailed out on their pregnant significant others? What about that, you coward? It has not happended to meâ€¦I just think you need to view the whole picture. Letâ€™s meet face-to-face, or are you scared?
I know EXACTLY who you are!Â You are the coward.Â If you are so brave, why don’t YOU use your real name?Â Would you like me to out you?Â OK, I will — Mrs.Â Elaine Kramer!Â
Nice try, Mom!Â Valerie, hah!Â You’ll stop at nothing, won’t you?Â Don’t you know I can track you with Sitemeter?!
I know I said I would call you back in five minutes today and then forgot all about it.Â I’m busy.Â Get used to it!Â I was on Twitter.Â I had no time to talk.Â And I know I still haven’t sent you a mother’s day card from… last year.Â Â But seriously, get a life —
You’re the best, Mom.Â Â Happy Mother’s Day on Sunday!Â
(uh, the card is in the mail.Â I just sent it today, so you probably won’t, uh, get it in time…)