Are my current posts so boring that everyone seems to be reading my entries from… 2006?
First I received that nice email from the Sun-Maid raisin girl about a post from that year. Today, I received a different type of response to a “humorous” post I wrote in May 2006 titled “Seven Reasons to Abolish Mother’s Day.”
You are, by far, the biggest loser that has ever lived. I challange you to a debate on the reason for mothers. Obviously, yours has failed you and you are tainted in your view of mothers. What about father’s day??? How many have bailed out on their pregnant significant others? What about that, you coward? It has not happended to me…I just think you need to view the whole picture. Let’s meet face-to-face, or are you scared?
I know EXACTLY who you are! You are the coward. If you are so brave, why don’t YOU use your real name? Would you like me to out you? OK, I will — Mrs. Elaine Kramer!
Nice try, Mom! Valerie, hah! You’ll stop at nothing, won’t you? Don’t you know I can track you with Sitemeter?!
I know I said I would call you back in five minutes today and then forgot all about it. I’m busy. Get used to it! I was on Twitter. I had no time to talk. And I know I still haven’t sent you a mother’s day card from… last year. But seriously, get a life —
You’re the best, Mom. Happy Mother’s Day on Sunday!
(uh, the card is in the mail. I just sent it today, so you probably won’t, uh, get it in time…)