Today’s blog post was nixed by Sophia. She thought it was too personal. I’m respectful of that. She is absolutely amazing. She “allows” me to write pretty much anything I want. Of course, being a tinge passive-aggressive, I wanted to make sure that my artistic freedom was still intact.
Sophia: You need to check with me first before you write anything personal about ME.
Neil: Do you mean WRITE or PUBLISH?
Neil: Well, I appreciate what you are saying, and I respect it, but you can’t tell me WHAT not to write. I can write anything I want about you.
Sophia: No, you can’t.
Neil: Yes, I can. I just can’t PUBLISH it. But I can write it.
Sophia: Well, I don’t want you to write it.
Neil: Sorry. I’m in therapy now. I know my rights. If I want to write that you are, say — a midget, I can write it. As long as I don’t show it to anyone.
Sophia: But I’m not a midget. I’m not even short. You can’t write it.
Neil: I can write it. Even if you aren’t.
Sophia: I’ll sue you.
Neil: You can’t sue me for writing it. You can sue me for publishing it. But I can write, “Sophia’s a midget” all day long if I want — a thousand times in my own Microsoft Word — and you can’t do anything about it.
Sophia: How about this?
Sophia hits me on the head with the newspaper. Conversation over.
P.S.. Just for the record, Sophia isn’t a midget, but I have no problem saying it in the privacy of my own home — when Sophia isn’t here.